As much as I’m enjoying watching Justin Bieber’s descent into absolute madness, I have to point out just how mad things have become recently. Eonline.com just shared a photo of him golfing shirtless. Which would be a fairly normal photo for him if he wasn’t golfing shirtless in an abandoned field way past dark. That’s right, he’s just swinging a golf club around in a field.
You wanna know how that would end if he wasn’t famous? Okay, I’ll tell you….in the back of a cop’s car. Because anyone who looked out their window and saw a shirtless male aimlessly swinging around a large medal object way past dark would lock their doors, go into their panic room, hand Kristen Stewart her insulin and call the police. Especially if this male appeared to have stolen Mickey Mouse’s bloomers and fashioned them into pants.
But he’s famous so no one says anything about it. No one’s like, “heyyyy buddy, how about you put down that metal club and put this shirt on and get out of Mrs. Henderson’s flower bed?” They’re like coooooool! 51,000+ retweets of cool.
— Justin Bieber (@justinbieber) August 20, 2013
Even E! frames like it’s normal and is all he’s enjoying “some quality time in the wilderness.” As if what he’s doing could at all be described as quality. Like I said above, his crazy place is my happy place. I’m just worried that we’re escalating into criminal territory pretty fast.
(Photo: Instagram via Eonline)