10 Celebrity Fake-lationships That Still Crack Me Up

Robert Pattinson and Kristen Stewart November 2011You know that saying, ‘sometimes a whole is greater than the sum of its parts’? Well, sometimes that means peanut butter is delicious and jelly is delicious, but PB&J is extra delicious, which is great. But some other times it means there are two famous people who aren’t quite taking it to the next level, but suddenly with their powers combined, they’re one of those elusive beasts, the celebrity power couple, and they become unstoppable.

But the thing is, sometimes celebrities aren’t all that interested in dating each other. Silly old actors sometimes like to do what they want, with no eye to what could make them more famous. Enter your agent, your manager, your publicist, your whoever. This person knows what’s good for you, and sometimes what’s good for you is to be linked with a fellow famous, whether you like each other or not.

And thus, the fake celebrity relationship was born. Or fake-lationships or PR-elationships, as they are also called. Whether it’s done to sell movies, provide a screen for homosexuality, or just boost an actor’s profile, it’s a tale as old as time, and it never fails to amuse me. (Yeah that’s right, this is what that little teapot was singing about all along.)

So here they are, you non-famous sons of bitches. The 10 Celebrity Fake-lationships That Still Crack Me Up.

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 1. Kaley Cuoco and Henry Cavill
Our most recent offenders, this relationship appeared and disappeared in a matter of days, coinciding suspiciously with the release of Henry’s movie Man Of Steel. You know there’s something fishy when the first time you see a new couple, they’re holding hands and buying groceries together. Dead giveaway.

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2. Kristen Stewart and Robert Pattinson
Now here’s a couple with a little more staying power, but no matter how many years they stayed together, you were never gonna convince me that they weren’t doing so to promote Twilight. Which became even more evident when they had to resort to a heavy-handed cheating scandal publicity stunt to break K-Stew and R-Pattz up.

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3. Vanessa Hudgens and Zac Efron
The reigning king and queen of fake-lationships. If these two touched each other one time outside of the High School Musical set or not in front of a paparazzo’s camera, I will eat my hat.

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4. Liam Hemsworth and Miley Cyrus
I genuinely believe that these two started out in a real relationship, but those days are long gone. There are only so many times your engagement ring needs to go to the dry cleaner, Miley.

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5. Ryan Seacrest and Julianne Hough
No way, no how. He bought the girl a $3 million break-up mansion, for chrissake.

Katie Holmes in purple pants, Tom Cruise in turtleneck:suit

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6. Katie Holmes and Tom Cruise
There are a lot of rumors about this one being fake, with some people even alleging that Tom has his wives sign contracts. Do some poking around on the internet.

kim kardashian pregnant in black/Kris Humphries in suit

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7. Kim Kardashian and Kris Humphries
Seventy-two days. Need I say more?

Kevin Jonas in leather jacket:Danielle Jonas in jean jacket, July 2013

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8. Kevin Jonas and Danielle Jonas
I know there’s supposedly a baby slow-roasting in that Jonas belly, but DO SOMETHING MORE THAN PECK ON THE LIPS, I DARE YOU.

Taylor Swift in black and white dress: Harry Styles in hat and unbuttoned shirt, July 2013

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9. Taylor Swift and Harry Styles
I have a feeling Haylor would’ve been a little more convincing if she hadn’t written their break-up song before they actually broke up. ‘I knew you were trouble…before you walked in…?’

Vince Vaughn:Jennifer Aniston in blue floral dress, July 013

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10. Vince Vaughn and Jennifer Aniston
Oh you dear sweet stars of The Break Up, trying to sell your movie. Aren’t you adorable. Although I can’t blame Jen for wanting a quick breather from the barrage of lonely/barren/spinster comments from the media.

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    • Jill O’Rourke

      The whole Kaley Cuoco/Henry Cavill thing still amazes me.

    • Kane

      lea and cory were fake but thaat ended badly after he OD’d. they still get the coverage of a happy in love couple when many things say otherwise.

      • rogueassassins

        HAHA It’s hilarious how desperate you lea/cory haters are to convince everyone they were fake. Keep dreaming.

      • HIYA

        well if he were “happy and healthy” like the media said, he wouldn’t go back to the drugs and overdose huh?

      • Ana

        An addict doesn’t need to be unhappy to relapse. The addiction is not predictable. Besides, Cory’s life wasn’t limited only to his relationship with Lea. He could be happy about his relationship with Lea but unhappy in other area of his life. The true is that we know nothing about his life.

      • Janiise

        its hilarious how monchele/cory stans are so needy that they tweet two celebrities about their sex lives when they looked anything but comfortable next to each other. They were as fake as they get and nothing will change that. Also dating an addict doesnt equal happy

      • Ana

        its even more hilarious how some people with shipping agenda makes assumptions based on their biased view. And don’t act like you fellow Achele shippers don’t tweet to their faves about coming out of the closet and throw a tantrum when their faves don’t live their lives according to their fantasies. LOL Stay pressed, bb. Also, Lea has said inumerous times how happy she was in her relationship with Cory. Should I believe on her or should I believe on a random person who thinks that they know about her and her life just by stalking her on the internet? Hummm….

    • Alyana

      yeah i agree lea and cory were fake. they started “dating” when glee lost viewers in season 3.

    • nicole

      that’s kevin not joe jonas :P

      • Alexis Rhiannon

        You’re so right! Thank you! Just fixed it!

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    • Jenna

      Gaaah :P I Knew You Were Trouble was NOT written about Harry! You said it yourself, she wrote it before they dated.

      • Alexis Rhiannon

        She said it was about him!

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    • Eyeballs

      I don´t really like kevin or the jonas brothers that much. But I think his and danis relationship is real. He has dated her since forever and didnt talk that much about her in the press back in the day. It was when the jonas brothers took a break kevin and dani got the reality show. but they seem to both be very private when it comes to kissing and all that. They are married and having a little girl so I truly believe they are for real. He wouldn´t have been with the same girl when he have had girls throwing them self at him for years. Joe and Nick both dated the young female people back int the day but kevin always stayed true to dani and there hasn´t been one single rumor about them breaking up or anything like that. I only know that cause I´m a Demi fan so I watched interviews withe demi and jonas back in the day. All though kevin probably got some publicity from the reality show It was also a way for him to stay in touch with the fans and let them in. They have a good bound with there fans and give back a lot to them. As I said I don’t really like them that much but I respect that relationship cause I grew up with them being together and them not flashing it around. They just kept it for themselves.

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    • Lillian

      Lady Gaga and Taylor Kinney, he has another girlfriend.

      • Alexis Rhiannon

        Oh reeeeeally? Tell me more, I know not of this.

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    • vn_102

      How come you didn’t include Justin-Selena too? Their photops looked way more awkward than those couple and I still remembered how haters lol about their fakeness anÄŹ they’re doing exactly what haters said to perfected their cover in next photops pics, shame many people still not figuring it out right away when their spotting always coincidence with their projects to promote.

      • Alexis Rhiannon

        Sadly, I feel like they’re real.

      • vn_102

        Why they’re real? Coz their stans really give Selena 4 more years in her career and finally being recognized outside Disney fans? People used to confused her with Demi Lovato a lot before.
        Or you don’t think there’s something fishy going on when on blind gossip webs every gay comments about Justin weren’t approved? That blind gossip web was obviously posting Justin planted blind items from his camp that described how manho stud he is which is weird coz they accused basically almost everyone in Hollyweird is closeted gay and their teams weren’t bother to go to extreme like erased nor rejected every gay comments nor speculations. if Justin is really straight, why his management was trying too hard to eliminate that gay thing in web that basically subtely pointed out whose next gay? If his management has nothing to hide, why not just let people speculate for free?

    • el jeran

      jennifer was just having some fun with a funny, cool guy. I would have too. So sick of the double standard for women. Why cant chicks just date for fun? why does it have to turn into marriage and BABIES????!!!!

    • el jeran

      jennifer was just having some fun with a funny, cool guy. I would have too. So sick of the double standard for women. Why cant chicks just date for fun? why does it have to turn into marriage and BABIES????!!!!

    • Delaa B

      I think you are wrong about Kristen Stewart and Robert Pattison, but I wanted to add to the list: Garrett Hedlund and Kristen Dunst, Gerard Butler and every woman, including Jen Aniston and the latest model, he has dated since divorcing his wife in a pursuit to be a Hollyweird star, Kanye West and Kim K, Emma Stone and Andrew Garfield (dating because of leads in same movie and to keep the stalkerish Jim Carrey at bay), Nina Dobrev and Ian Somerhalder, and I think at least half of the “high-profile” relationships you see on any gossip site. These type of relationships seem too convenient to be anything else but fake.