Taylor Swift Made A Kanye Joke On A Jam Jar That She Gave Ed Sheeran, And No This Isn’t Mad Libs

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Last night, Ed Sheeran shared a photo on Instagram of a homemade jam jar from Taylor Swift that was covered in Kanye West’s infamous 2009 VMA’s interrupta-speech. It was funny because she replaced the word “video” with the word “jam.” So at first, you’re like, “hold up, where is this jam jar message going?” But then you’re like, “oh I see what you did there Tay. You made a funny. You also made jam. But that’s a discussion we won’t have now. Not in front of everyone. And especially not in front of Meredith.”

While I think it’s lovely that Taylor Swift’s over that unfortunate little incident, I’m worried that she might be going overboard with her usage. For example, she put it on a jam jar. Maybe it’s just me, but that feels a tad, oh I don’t know, excessive. I can see her pulling it out of her pocket at karaoke night in Rhode Island or when she plays VMAs with Selena Gomez during their slumber parties or even when she runs into Kanye and North West –”I’m really happy for you and I’m going to let you finish, but Kate Middleton made one of the best babies of all time.” But I have a feeling that she’s letting herself go too far with it. It’s not applicable in every situation. Especially situations that involve Ed Sheeran and jam. She could’ve just labeled the jar “strawberry rhubarb” like everyone else does.

But she’s Taylor Swift. If there’a victim card to be played, she plays it. Even if the card’s four years old and even if the joke’s stale and even if the incident wasn’t so much an incident, but a surprisingly easy way for her to get more headlines than she ever dreamed possible. How she hasn’t thanked him yet for rocketing her to fame, I don’t know.

All that jam drama aside, I do hope the actual jam’s good. I have a soft spot for Ed Sheeran. Truth be told, It’s the same soft spot that Ron Weasley occupies when ABC Family has a Harry Potter marathon on. But it’s a quality soft spot nonetheless.

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    • Stacey Judith

      She needs to let that go already!

      • Monkeylover

        I mean would you really let it go if it were you at least she’s making jokes

      • Stacey Judith

        Oh I’d make jokes too, but not for four years! I’d probably give it a rest and not wanna think about it and maybe one day tell my kids and my grand kids the story!!

    • Rashini

      ..Or maybe you need to get over it. It’s funny. You really do hate on her for no reason.

      • Jenni

        Is it though? On a jam jar?

      • Stacey Judith

        Maybe she wanted people to know she could make jam? You know to add to the “Oh my, is there anything this girl can’t do!?” factor..

      • Martin K

        Oh GOD, ED SHEERAN was the one who posted it, you twit! It amazes me, how, even when the sources are credible and everything has been stated, poeple still believe what they want to.

      • Stacey Judith

        Ooh name calling, how very mature!

      • Martin K

        Oh my, of course you used the ‘how mature’ card. Of course.

      • Stacey Judith

        You know it!

      • Stacey Judith

        I do have eyes and did read the article so I know who posted it.. It’s quite obvious she knew he’ll post it cause that’s how friends help each other out and besides, I meant it as a joke! Forgive me if it flew over your head.. Have a nice day :)

      • Martin K

        It isn’t obvious. She cooks, a lot, so she probably does this stuff all the time. Nothing is obivous if you don’t know someone. I apologise for calling you that, but I really do not understand what problem everyone has with her.

      • Stacey Judith

        Ok, so you’re a fan and you got offended by what I said.. Fair play! But that’s the thing with celebs, you love some, you can’t stand some.. There’s probably someone I like while you don’t, so don’t worry yourself about it!

    • gypsum0

      This three to four hundred word article about Taylor Swift’s jam feels a tad excessive. No?

      • Jenni

        You have an eye for words my friend, we’re looking at 359. To what address, shall I send your prize?

      • gypsum0

        Oh, the skills I’ve gained from being a member of my campus newspaper. I think I’ve read just as many three to four hundred word articles about the perils of campus parking, as I have about Taylor Swift on this website. My fault completely on the latter. Anyway, I don’t want the prize unless it’s jam.

      • Jenni

        I will say that Taylor Swift and campus parking probably both rank high on lists of things I do not like.

    • Shea

      I think it’s funny that makes those jokes still. Then again, I am a pretty big T-Swizzle fan. Don’t worry though, dear Crushable author, unlike many other internet users, I have the ability to still enjoy articles and material created by people who have different musical (and celebrity) taste than I. In fact, Crushable is one of my favorite blog sites! So write on!

      • Jenni

        And now I’m a pretty big Shea fan! Thanks for seeing past Swift!

    • Reese

      It’s been four years. Time to move on Tay… No joke is still funny after four years.

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