I’m no film expert, so I need someone to explain to me how a show like Girls can be shooting for five months and still have nothing to show for it but a collection of still photographs from on-set with some music in the background? This is a teaser trailer? This is like if your parents went to Hawaii for five months without you and literally brought you back one of those shirts that says, “My Parents Went To Hawaii And All I Got Was This Lousy T-Shirt”.
But seriously guys, why is the third season of this show taking so long to shoot? Apparently there won’t be any new episodes until 2014, which is especially odd when you consider that HBO seasons are only ten episodes long. They did finally release a teaser trailer today, like I said, but you have to have scary robot speed-reading eyes to be able to glean anything from it without pausing every half-second. I briefly saw people in bikinis and a lot of clapboards and Lena Dunham faces, but it’s very hard for me to make wild assumptions about the plot of next season when you give me so little to work with!