Hope you didn’t have plans today, because it looks like you’re going to have to spend a big portion of it writing thank you letters to God and Jesus and Zeus and Aslan and whoever else you prayed to for this moment. After months of waiting, the first post-pregnancy photos of Kim Kardashian are finally here. And not only can we see her in all her no-longer-pregnant glory, but we can also see Kanye West and….wait for it…baby North West covered in a sheet in a car seat!
Oh and the nanny. I hope you didn’t think that car seats walk themselves into the pediatrician. Also what if the baby needed something while they were at the pediatrician and the doctor was busy? Kim would have to pick up North’s car seat, figure out how to buckle her car seat into the car, drive all the way home, find her nanny, get the nanny to fix the baby, then take the baby allllll the way back to the doctor. It would be a colossal waste of time. Hence Nanny had to come.
While some might find it a little strange that neither part of Kimye decided to hold their baby’s car seat for the first family photo, I don’t. They’re setting the precedent very early on that they’ll be doing little to no work during little North West’s childhood. Sure they’ll show up to the doctor visits (boring!) and parent-teacher conferences (even more boring) and her birthday parties (just fell asleep, I’m so bored), but they’ll never do any of the heavy lifting. And after seeing this photo, I do mean that literally.
(Photo: Juan Sharma/Bruja, PacificCoastNews.com)