• Thu, Aug 15 2013

First Post-Pregnancy Photo Of The Kimye Family Is Here, And Of Course The Nanny Is Carrying The Baby

Hope you didn’t have plans today, because it looks like you’re going to have to spend a big portion of it writing thank you letters to God and Jesus and Zeus and Aslan and whoever else you prayed to for this moment. After months of waiting, the first post-pregnancy photos of Kim Kardashian are finally here.  And not only can we see her in all her no-longer-pregnant glory, but we can also see Kanye West and….wait for it…baby North West covered in a sheet in a car seat!

Oh and the nanny. I hope you didn’t think that car seats walk themselves into the pediatrician. Also what if the baby needed something while they were at the pediatrician and the doctor was busy? Kim would have to pick up North’s car seat, figure out how to buckle her car seat into the car, drive all the way home, find her nanny, get the nanny to fix the baby, then take the baby allllll the way back to the doctor. It would be a colossal waste of time. Hence Nanny had to come.

While some might find it a little strange that neither part of Kimye decided to hold their baby’s car seat for the first family photo, I don’t. They’re setting the precedent very early on that they’ll be doing little to no work during little North West’s childhood. Sure they’ll show up to the doctor visits (boring!) and parent-teacher conferences (even more boring) and her birthday parties (just fell asleep, I’m so bored), but they’ll never do any of the heavy lifting. And after seeing this photo, I do mean that literally.

(Photo: Juan Sharma/Bruja, PacificCoastNews.com)

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  • Jill O’Rourke

    Let’s take a moment to appreciate that they’re wearing matching fringe boots.

  • Katrina

    I’m pretty sure that Kim Kardashian will never be photographed holding her baby because she worked out with Tracy Anderson and probably learned that holding something “heavy” like your child could cause you to be freakishly disproportionate.

  • The Redhead

    Are rich people really so lazy that they can’t be bothered to carry their own kid?

    • Jenni

      Yes. I think when you get to point when you need three grown adults to escort one baby to the doctor, you should reevaluate a few things.

    • TeaForTwo

      Except that this is a photo op disguised as a Pediatrician visit. Kim can’t have her official coming out photo shoot until she looses all of the weight, but if she stays in hiding for too long her stock loses value. So this kinda splits the difference.

    • http://twilightirruption.blogspot.com/ abbeysbooks

      They have a loooooong way to go before they re-evaluate. I don’t expect them to get there in this lifetime.

  • thisshortenough

    I think you’re being a little harsh on Kim. You have absolutely no evidence that she is a bad mother except that she’s not carrying the car seat. I didn’t realise that mothers were required to carry their babies at all times

    • Jenni

      I think it says something that their nanny is carrying their 2-month-old baby into the doctor’s office.

    • thisshortenough

      It’s not like Kim isn’t there. She’s walking next to them. Maybe the nanny offered to carry the baby. Maybe Kim got caught up signing forms and the like, as parents usually do, and the nanny carried the baby to make it easier. Honestly I’m not a fan of Kim Kardashian but I really think you’re looking for a reason to criticise her parenting.

    • Jenni

      My bigger issue is why was the nanny even there? You’d think Kimye could handle taking their daughter to and from the doctor’s office.

    • thisshortenough

      Except you’re not Kim and Kanye and you definitely don’t have their lifestyle. Having the nanny there allows the baby to be out of the limelight from the second Kim gets out of the car.

    • Jenni

      We’ll have to agree to disagree.

    • Rachel Sea

      I agree with you for the most part, but it’s possible they brought the nanny because she is going to be an involved adult, who later might handle some of these appointments solo, and they want everyone to start on the same page.

    • Kat

      That just sounds like they’re trying to prep the nanny to be the other parent forever, you know, the one who does that other icky stuff. After the baby’s done breastfeeding, what does she need Kim for anyway?

      ::sarcasm::

      But yeah, it’s true. We don’t know because we weren’t there.

    • Blah

      Maybe their “nanny” is secretly their Jedi master bodyguard

    • http://twilightirruption.blogspot.com/ abbeysbooks

      Because jenni celebrities are supposed to have nannies and she is a celebrity therefore she has to present the image of a celebrity. Got it now.

    • A

      I think it’s a safety issue. If Kim were holding the baby she’d be swarmed even more by the paparazzi.

    • http://twilightirruption.blogspot.com/ abbeysbooks

      Mommie doesn’t want to drop her baby in front of the cameras.

    • TeaForTwo

      I can understand why Kim wouldn’t carry the carseat – it would block the photographer’s view of her. However, no reason Kanye can’t carry his kid. And why isn’t he out in front opening some doors? Body language here is weird, like the Nanny is in charge.

    • agata

      Earn big cash just by uploading videos in youtube: http://tinyurl.com/llqzxse .

  • G.E. Phillips

    August in LA and she’s wearing Uggs and needed to bring a jacket???

    • Jenni

      She’s not revealing more of that body until the big cover shoot. Not even her ankles!

  • Blah

    Nice C.S. Lewis reference

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  • HS

    I dunno. I judged a bit harshly at first too when I saw the pics. I was like Why isn’t the MAN carrying the bulky carseat but then noticed he’s carrying the bags which is a hard thing to get the man to do. And then I was like Why isn’t KIM carrying the carseat. And then I realized it’s because she can afford a nanny and if I could have hired someone to carry that giant seat I would have! Time will tell about their parenting skills but for everything the Katdashians are that makes people hate them I’ve never gotten the impression that they don’t love family or would mistreat their children by not beig involved.

  • HS

    I also have to wonder of the sort of criticism they would have gotten if Kanye had missed the appt. I think people try too hard to criticize the family. Disclaimer: I’m not a kardashian fan, hell I don’t even have cable but even I can tell that people love to hate them.

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  • Renee

    Let’s all take a moment to ask ourselves why we care.

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