Alright you guys, we’re trying this new thing again, where we take one of the best trending topics of the day off of Twitter and do a round-up of our favorite responses. Yesterday was, regretfully #MockObamaDay, and we got some…ahem…very vociferous responses back. Hopefully today will be just as hilarious but also slightly less controversial. Dare to dream.
So you know that thing where you Google something and think nothing of it, and then the next time you come back to your computer, there it is in your history shaming you silently and you’re like, “WHAT WHEN WHY DID I LOOK UP WHETHER HARRY STYLES IS SINGLE. I’m twenty-five years old and now I have to cry myself to sleep.” Do you know that thing? Well we all do that, and someone created a hilarious hashtag about it. So enjoy, losers! The 10 Best #SadGoogleSearches Tweets From Twitter Today!
air bud current age #SadGoogleSearches
— kierks (@dammitbabies) August 14, 2013
This one’s for you, Jenni.
the correct lyrics to a song i wrote #SadGoogleSearches
— Mark Hoppus (@markhoppus) August 14, 2013
Oh Blink-182. I wish the internet knew how to quit you, but this is an excellent use of your time. I love me some celebrities being self-deprecating. Seriously.
#sadgooglesearches which animals can hug
— A Styrofoam Cup (@aStyrofoamKrump) August 14, 2013
I WOULD ALSO LIKE TO KNOW THIS.
#SadGoogleSearches reasons people might be too busy to hang out
— Kick Sewly (@KickSewly) August 14, 2013
In my case, it’s an old America’s Next Top Model marathon an embarrassing amount of the time.
#sadgooglesearches how do I join weird twitter
— ＣＨＵＲＬＩＳＨ (@Cryptoterra) August 14, 2013
Let’s share this information with the populus as well, because I feel pretty sure I belong here.
Chinese buffet rules and regulations #sadgooglesearches
— Steve Amiri (@SteveAmiri) August 14, 2013
Stay informed. It’s a dangerous, all-you-can-eat world out there.
#SadGoogleSearches Fast and Furious 7 leaked script
— Fart Bringer (@Fart_Bringer) August 14, 2013
Oh my god please spend none of your time on this.
safe to reuse condom if just masturbating #SadGoogleSearches
— Ed Cunard (@Ed_Cunard) August 14, 2013
Strong use of the hashtag. You win the medal.
#SadGoogleSearches Missed connections Newark Pizza Hut
— Meat Suit Gundam (@MeatSuitGundam) August 14, 2013
!!! But is there really only one Pizza Hut in all of Newark? Poor Newark. And poor Pizza Hut! And poor this guy.
#SadGoogleSearches do happy meals work
— Dan (@dankmtl) August 14, 2013
I have only ever used them for getting fat, but yes they do!