Justin Bieber, you old scallywag. Is nothing safe from your douchebaggerous advances? You’ve already come between me and my love for YouTube, harem pants, and leopard-printed cars, must you destroy the friendship between Selena Gomez and Taylor Swift as well? HAVE YOU NO HONOR?
Sorry I was gone for a second there, I decided to do some quick research, and I found out that my question was silly — it’s already been firmly established that Biebs has no honor, and was put in writing (albeit by me), when he emptied his floppy pants noodle into a bucket intended for mopping, not for the storage of urines. So at least we got all that cleared up, and now I’m more disappointed than I am surprised or angry. I should’ve known better than to leave these three alone together and give J-Biebs an opportunity to drive a wedge between them. This is my fault, but you’ve let me down, Justin. (Did I do it? Am I old enough yet for those parenting guilt-trips to work??)
I guess I’ll keep working on my parenting tactics, but anyway, here’s what a source had to say to Us Weekly about how the…Selaylor friendship (sure) has been suffering with this whole on-and-off thing that Jelena just can’t quit.
“Taylor hates him. She thinks Selena makes a mistake every time she reconciles with him. Bieber has really come between the girls.”