After Ariana Grande posted that Instagram picture of Justin Bieber kissing her on the cheek, it was only a matter of time before a photo-retaliation appeared from somewhere on the internet.This is not a world where one can post a chaste cheek-peck pic (say that ten times) and get away with it. Same thing goes for a naked guitar pic where you flaunt your bare ass at your grandma, but let’s try to stay focused on the task at hand.
Ariana is opening for a few of Justin’s shows on his Believe tour, so it’s not out-of-the-question that they’d be getting a taste for each others’ cheeks. And honestly I wasn’t sure whether Selena and Justin were even together. I just came back from a week-long vacation, and these are young Hollywood stars so ANYTHING CAN HAPPEN IN A WEEK. And it apparently did, because Jelena is no more (again) and the Revenge Instagram Game is afoot (again again)!
Three days ago, in the heat of passion, Selena made a crucial revenge-stagram move, posting a photo with herself forehead-to-forehead with her Wizards Of Waverly Place costar David Henrie, with the caption ‘Homesick.’. Which is a serious game move, because as you should all know, there is no pose more intimate than the forehead touch. Just think about it — you have to stare into each others’ eyes, absorb each others’ souls, and you’ll immediately have a firsthand knowledge of what the other person had for lunch. Preferably not onions, but these are matters of the heart, so we’re accepting each other warts and all, y’know?
I’m almost positive that there’s nothing going on between these two aside from some relationship play-acting, I’m just impressed with my girl Selena, y’know? She already mastered that revenge cleavage when Jelena first imploded seven months ago, and now she’s nailing yet another unconventional revenge method. I didn’t think you had it in you, Sel. Now if you could just stay broken up with the hairless, diapered egomaniac, then we’d have ourselves a bargain.