While you spent last night remembering how much you miss meth, all of young Hollywood gathered in a Chuck E. Cheese ball pit for the 2013 Teen Choice Awards. A good-looking human being named Lucy Hale co-hosted the show with another good-looking human being named Darren Criss. The kids loved them! And this show’s all about what the kids like.
Except when Rebel Wilson gets on stage. Then the show turns into a R-rated house of horrors that resembled a very special episode of Are You Afraid of the Dark. I mean, sure the kids still loved it. But the people running the show didn’t love it as much. Because they’re the teachers hanging around at the middle school dance, pretending to act all cool and shit…but totally busting you when you start mixing your soda with some vodka. (We can all agree that adults are the worstest, right!?)
So what got the bleep-o-meters so hot and bothered? When accepting her award for best comedic actress, Rebel Wilson made a hilarious One Direction joke that involved her asshole. Naturally they bleeped the word direction. Because teens don’t need that kind of idea in their lives. What’s next? “Future?!” “Savings account?!”
LOLSIES, they bleeped asshole. But all us curse-savvy kids out here still totally caught it. And now, we’re happy to share it with you.