There was endless media speculation this week about the possible nuptials of Jennifer Aniston and Justin Theroux yesterday. Â Somehow every radio DJ knew every celebrity on the guest list and made assumptions that so many A-listers wouldn’t show up to a regular ol’ birthday bash for Justin–and since celebrities have a tendency to throw surprise weddings to throw the radio DJs off–but to no avail. Â There are actual helicopter photos to that show, if you look very closely, you can see an ant-sized Toby Maguire eating a cob of corn delicately.
Radar Online reports that the “birthday boy” and his fiance were casually dressed in jeans and mom-shorts, respectively. Â This juicy little item just reinstates that I have long since given up on caring about Jennifer Aniston’s personal life. Â Like, completely let go of any microscopic interest I may have ever had. Â Ever. Â It’s gone.
Even if news breaks and we find out that Jen and Justin totally did get married in picnic attire, I’m still pretty sure my reaction would be nothing more than a couple of blinks. Â Because yesterday marked “one year exactly” since Jen and Justin became engaged, I totally get why media outlets went ape shit over finding out about the birthday party. Â And every other minor tidbit of news surrounding Jennifer Aniston. Though I’m pretty sure that’s how Jennifer Lopez handled one of her four marriages, no? Â Tricking guests? Â And so did Sandra Bullock, if I’m not mistaken. Â Well let it be known that if I ever receive an invite to an A-list party with lots and lots of guests at the home of another A-lister in a serious relationship, I will be on guard!
(And also probably on the TMZ’s payroll for some sneaky iPhone photography.)