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7 GIFS That Adequately Explain Just How Little I Care About Jennifer Aniston’s Wedding Plans

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(Photo: DLM Press, PacificCoastNews.com)

The internet’s abuzz with rumors that Jennifer Aniston and Justin Theroux are planning a surprise wedding this weekend. Which, if it’s true, is no longer a surprise. So who ever spilled the beans on that way, way to ruin everything. Or not ruin anything. Odds are high that the wedding won’t happen this week, or maybe ever. And tell you what, I don’t care. Not one teensy-tiny bit. It will in no way impact my weekend if they get married or if they don’t. I still plan on spending it building a meth lab in my apartment in honor of the Breaking Bad season premiere. (I get really into themed premiere parties, so sue me. Or don’t. If my meth lab does not go as planned, I feel confident that my landlord will take care of the whole lawsuit thing.)

For some reason that I’ll never ever come close to understanding, people still care about Jennifer Aniston’s hypothetical wedding as well as her hypothetical child. Even though both are completely non-existent at the moment. While I’m usually game to gossip about celebrities lives, I’m beyond over Jennifer Aniston’s. Sorry I’m not sorry that I’ve moved on to better couples.

So in honor of my beyond-over-it-ness and sorry-not-sorry-ness, I’ve compiled a few GIFs that show you exactly how I responded to today’s headlines. 

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