Another day, another quote from Kristen Bell about her wonderfully adorable relationship with Dax Shepard that will make you want in on their marriage. Like in, in. Not like Lincoln’s alternate nanny in, but like sister wife in. While talking to E! about The Lifeguard, the conversation shifted to her upcoming nuptials with her fiance Dax Shepard. As you probably remember from that day your heart grew 3 sizes, Kristen Bell proposed to Dax Shepard over Twitter once DOMA got struck down. And ever since then, all anyone wants to talk them about is their wedding.
But M.Night Shyamalan Twist in the house — they’re not having a wedding! And it’s not because they already have too many kitchen appliances at home that they’d feel guilty registering for anymore. It’s because they don’t need any more attention on them.
“We’re not having a wedding. It’s not a desire of either of ours to have any sort of day of celebration for us. I feel like we get enough attention in our daily lives and we just want something sort of private that involves pen and paper.”
Could they be any more precious? 4 out of 5 dentists say they cannot. And 1 dentist says that they can, but he’s the same guy still acting like Aquafresh is a relevant thing to put in your mouth, so ignore him. Even though there are a lot of celebrity couples competing for space in that heart thingy that allegedly lives in my chest, Dastin (Krix?) continue to take the top spot every time one of them opens of their mouths. Or tweets. Or makes any kind of appearance.
Okay fine, I’m coming on strong here. But when you want to be a sister wife, you’ve got to make it known.