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I’d Rather Live In District 12 Than Believe This Naked Josh Hutcherson Photo Is Real [Updated]

Josh Hutcherson Party Tuxedo January 2013We have a little saying here on the internet that goes a little something like this, “may the nude celebrity photos that accidentally get released today be ever in your clickbait favor!” However this alleged naked Josh Hutcherson photo is not in my favor. Mostly because I’m having all kinds of trouble believing it’s real. It’s not that I think Josh is some kind of nevernude who would never be photographed naked, it’s that I don’t think the circumstances surrounding this photo makes any sense. Unlike the usual “accidental twitpic mupload” or the “I didn’t mean to BCC my entire address book with this extremely flattering photo of myself in the nude,” this story just doesn’t make sense. So let’s begin at the beginning and try to figure out this whole mess together. It’ll be almost as much fun as solving an episode of Law & Order: SVU before it’s over, I promise.

Last night at 11:28 PM, Life of the Rich and Famous posted this exclusive story about a naked Josh Hutcherson photo. After not having posted anything relevant in almost a year — and that’s if you consider a story about Lea Michele shopping on Melrose Place relevant. So I immediately got suspicious. Why would this site have this photo? Seriously, put yourself in the head of someone who just found out that the extremely clean-cut Josh Hutcherson had a naked photo floating around. Where would you go first to sell it? Second? Third? Fourth? Odds are high that LOTRAF wouldn’t even be on your top 700 Sites To Sell To list. Next, check out their Twitter @LOTRAF. There are two tweets and only two tweets, both about this photo.

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Now that your sketch-o-meter’s currently going crazy, look at the actual story that accompanies this alleged photo.

A year ago or so, 20-year old Josh Hutcherson was allegedly caught on a online dating site.. under the name, “Connor”. ‘Connor’ was not only sending photos to girl(s) but actual videos of him pleasuring himself to someone who we gladly got a hold of.

Being the sleuth detective that I am, I quickly googled “connor Josh Hutcherson dating profile.” Do you know what comes up? Articles about his little brother, who happens to be named Connor. Why oh why would Josh Hutcherson start sending dirty videos of himself during last year’s Hunger Games frenzy using his littler brother’s name??? He wouldn’t. Even though I don’t know him, I know him in the way all celebrity bloggers know the people they write about on the reg. And from what I know, he’s not the kind of guy who make his online pseudonym Connor. Or even Connor Danger.

So keep all this in mind today as this story starts making the rounds. You can believe what you want, but I think it’s far more likely that there’s a scandalous photo of Peenis floating around than his actual penis. Okay fine, maybe it’s not more likely. But it’s definitely higher on my list of things I’d like to see.

UPDATE: Life of the Rich and Famous have responded to us via Twitter. Which means I need to take back what I said about them only having two tweets — they now have 9 tweets and 7 of them are about us! Also it’s their last day on the Internet. Sad face. And most importantly, WHAT HAPPENED TO THEIR TWEETS?

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  • UpsetFan

    I agree 100%. Please do not get sucked into this bull. It physically hurts me that this is going round. I hope its sorted fast cause i don’t think my heart will take it. There will be some people who will believe this but even though I am just a fan and don’t know him personally this is not Josh Hutcherson. I just know it!

  • Alexis Rhiannon

    Are you the only person who uses the celebname ‘Peenis’? And if so, why has the internet not embraced your genius with the fervor that it deserves??

    • Jenni

      Heavens no, I wish I had thought of that myself. But alas, it appears to be a bunch of 13-year-old girls.

    • Alexis Rhiannon

      They used to have a lot more tweets.

    • Guest

      You are a cunt-cunt-cunt continuing source of inspiration. Sorry,I stutter.

  • Em

    The sad thing is that many people believe it’s actually Josh.
    You can tell from the photo, though, that it’s not him.
    His belly button, his tattoo, even his fingers are completely different.

  • mse

    They could’ve at least made it believable. I mean, come on. I’d totally buy it if they said that it was a fun prank he was part of. Well, not really, but I’d at least consider it likely. But this whole dating site/masturbating video story is just way too out there. Not to mention that using his little brother’s name whom he apparently adores is just purely tasteless.

    No wonder Josh and team are threatening them, I mean COME ON. I’m not sure if these guys are sick or idiots, but I have a feeling that it might be both.

  • lo

    i went and looked at the picture..what about that tattoo on his hip that has never been photographed in any other pictures of josh hutcherson? highly suspect.

  • um

    it’s definitely him because it’s been going around for at least two years. it wasn’t just one girl that got pictures. there were a few and people have seen the dating site profile. i don’t think the name was connor though. lotraf waited so long to post about it that they probably bullshitted that part because the forgot the story tbh. but i can vouch for it’s authenticity.

    • Jenni

      Can you vouch for having a real first name?

  • Micah 李 文 Jung

    I wish people would stop saying its not josh OR is Josh we DONT KNOW. Yeah the photo is different since he wasnt the same in that picture like the recent pictures of today people change there body mass weight height change we DONT KNOW IF ITS HIM OR ANOTHER PERSON

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  • Guest

    He is Josh Hutcherson! I know him by his arms, chest, hands and this sexy little path that goes from your navel to the glory! At last! You should leave him alone! It is only human, and a human adorable!! We all have different tastes regarding the sexual area … and if he likes? Well .. okay! I really loved him so! The truth .. is that it looks so good! I loved it!

  • Karla Saldivar

    He is Josh Hutcherson! I know him by his arms, chest, hands and this sexy little path that goes from your navel to the glory! You should leave him alone! It is only human, and a adorable human! We all have different tastes regarding the sexual area … and if he likes? Well .. okay! The truth .. is that it looks so good! I loved it! He´s so cute!! muack#

  • Karla Saldivar

    He is Josh Hutcherson! I know him by his arms, chest, hands and this sexy little path that goes from your navel to the glory! You should leave him alone! It is only human, and a adorable human! We all have different tastes regarding the sexual area … and if he likes? Well .. okay! The truth .. is that it looks so good! I loved it! He´s so cute and I like!! muack# =D

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