Jenny McCarthy and Donnie Wahlberg are now official and it’s likeÂ Singled Out meets NKOTB meets the strings of my pre-pubescent heart! Â I must admit, if any ’90s icons were going to get it on in the millenium, I’d always hoped it would be Roseanne Barr and Tom Arnold Part Deux. Â But this is just as randomly unexpected and fabulous!
While I’m admitting things, I feel I should confess that until today I was unaware Jenny McCarthy had a talk show on VH1. Â These days, I pretty much just know her from being insanely awkward during New Year’s Eve broadcasts and as the new Elisabeth Hasselbeck onÂ The View. Â But it was readingÂ The Jenny McCarthy ShowÂ blog that caught me up on everything I needed to know to be qualified enough to write this post:
Now, I want to talk about what happened between Donnie Wahlberg and me. Letâ€™s just say we visually give â€ś50 Shades of Greyâ€ť a run for its money. It gets steamy. I mean like really steamy. Being turned on by a guy is always fun but to have it legitimately happen to you on TV is to be turned back into a 12-year-old. By the time we get into the groundbreaking interview, my face turns fifty shades of RED. Â If you were a New Kids On the Block fan back in the day, I totally get it. I think I have officially become a groupie.
I was an NKOTB fan back in the day and I can assure you, it wasn’t because my first grade life was lacking whips and chains, but to each their own. Â Oh, and in case you don’t have time to watch the clips from the show, I can also assure you that Jenny McCarthy’s face doesn’t turn 50 shades of red because Jenny McCarthy’s face can’t do anything anymore. Â It’s just eyes and lips moving while everything else remains completely frozen in place.
During a segment where Donnie talks dirty to Jenny, she lets us all know that it was good enough that it made her “make special sauce.” Best of luck to them. Â Now if you’ll excuse me, I’ll be over here trying to figure out how I can get Carmen Electra and AJ McLean together with these two for a double date.