Just when I planned to go all Sherlock Holmes on this summer’s most questionable relationship, Henry Cavill and Kaley Cuoco break up. That’s right. After going on approximately three whole dates and garnering three hundred headlines, they’ve decided that maybe they’ve rushed into this relationship. Maybe it was drastic to officially become boyfriend and girlfriend the first time they met.
E! reports that although the two have parted ways, they wish to remain friends. You know, so it’s not awkward when they run into each other’s new set-ups at their publicist’s office.
Kaley: Oh, hello Henry. It’s um, good, to see you.
Henry: Oh yes Kaley. It’s, okay, nice to see you too. Have you ever met Dakota Fanning?
Kaley: No, but pleasure to meet you Dakota. I loved you in Uptown Girls! How long have you been together?
Henry: Ever since research shows that I need to appeal to college women more. Ha. And am I mistaken or did I see you come in with Ryan Seacrest?
Kaley: Nope, that’s him! He’s not you, but his teeth are bright. Blinding actually.
Henry: Good to see you Kaley, good to see all is going well.
Kaley: You too Henry, you too.
While I believe it’s totally possible that the two really did meet and rush into things (remember Henry apparently broke up with his girlfriend, Gina Carano, at some TBD date this past spring), I also believe it’s possible that a publicity team cooked up this relationship late one night in some dark and shady Hollywood office over sushi and diet coke. Then when the fakelationship backlash rumors started popping up, they pushed the abort mission button and called the whole thing off.
Hello E!, this is Kelly from Prelationships Inc. Yeah, so, fyi Henry and Kaley broke up, but um, let’s see, they want to remain friends and ho hum, um go see Man of Steel. Can you write that? No, okay, well work it in. Hi Taylor, have a seat, I’ll be right with you. Yeah a client just came in, I gotta go.
But maybe I’m being cynical about this whole thing. Maybe the two really did meet, hit it off, become Facebook official, ask their parents for permission to go to the movies together and then realized that they had no chemistry when they french kissed.
(Photo: Juan Sharma, PacificCoastNews.com)