Do you have any faith left in Justin Bieber growing out of this erratic teen monster phase and becoming the kind of young man a parent or a nation could be proud of? Well bring it over here and put it on my anvil, because I'm about to crush that delicate, ill-advised faith to smithereens.
Earlier this year, Justin and his pack of underaged friends were leaving a night club and they were ushered out through the club's restaurant kitchen in order to avoid the crowds and paparazzi. I'm just gonna take a quick pause here to point out that letting him leave this way was already a courtesy that the club was extending to Bieber. They could've easily insisted that he and his friends go out the regular way, but they did him a solid and let him sneak out through an employee area. As a reward for this kindness, Justin made a small donation in his own name to the restaurant…in the form of pissing into a mop bucket.
YEAH. LET ME SAY THAT AGAIN. JUSTIN BIEBER PEED INTO A MOP BUCKET AT A CLUB. Listen. I know I snark a lot and make hyperbolic statements about some of these celebrities, but this is actually the worst. This kind of behavior honestly nauseates me. Instead of walking to the club's bathroom or holding it like a normal person, this tiny millionaire decided to A. make a minimum-wage worker's life miserable, and B. to act like he was doing the place a favor. One of his friends caught the whole embarrassing event on video, which is available over at TMZ, but here's the transcript. I doubt everything you hear in the video is said by the same person, but if they're all gonna act like the same rich, entitled asshole, I'm gonna treat them like one, too:
"Quick little piss break, you know — quickest restroom he could get to. We swagger, man, you know? This is just a little walk to piss. That's the coolest spot to piss. You know, you'll forever remember that. You're not gonna remember him pissin' in the restroom! Like everybody does that. What are we, bro? We the fuckin' Wild Kidz, yo! WILD KIDZ! Wild Kidz in this bitch! (While spraying a photo of Bill Clinton with something that looks like Windex) Fuck Bill Clinton! Who stole my beer?"
These were the things being shouted as Justin pissed into a mop bucket. On video. I just…I can't believe I need to even write that sentence. It's so effing foul. I can't even come up with the right words for this because I'm so disappointed in his actions. I feel like a parent right now, because the only thing going through my head is that this kid needs to learn some consequences. I'd like to say that this isn't a world where you can just abandon your pets all over the world and threaten to kill paparazzi with impunity and force people to come into physical contact with your urine because you're acting like a lazy, arrogant piece of shit asshole, but unfortunately that's not the case.
For Justin, this is absolutely a world where all those things can happen, because they do. There are no consequences to his actions, so this kind of behavior will increase in frequency and intensity until he's facing legal action ala Lindsay Lohan and Amanda Bynes. And based on this video, I'm sorry to say that I hope that day comes sooner rather than later. He might still be young enough that an arrest would be sufficient to change his behavior. But who knows. Once you're literally pissing on someone's livelihood and proud of yourself for it, it might already be way too late.
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