Do you remember that time Farrah Abraham was talking such a big game about checking herself into rehab as kind of a preemptive step to ensure that she could ‘make better choices’? I hope you do, because it was a mere eight days ago, which incidentally, is exactly the number of days that Farrah lasted in her ten-day rehab program. Yeah that’s right, buddies! This girl made it through exactly eight days of a ten day program, which puts her precisely eighty-two days behind Lindsay Lohan, assuming that LiLo finishes out her whole sentence, which is seeming more and more likely, oddly enough. I don’t want to cast too many stones, given that I’ve never actually gone to live in the glass house that is an alcohol rehabilitation center, but I feel pretty safe saying that it’s a pretty dark day when Lindsay Effing Lohan is kicking your ass at ‘addressing problems’.
Farrah voluntarily checked into The Lukens Institute, a place about which I immediately have two fun facts: 1. That’s where Michael Lohan wanted to steal Lindsay away to when she was still playing Rehab Musical Chairs back in May and 2. Tan Mom is currently staying there. Yup, that’s right. You got Teen Mom and Tan Mom in the same goddamn facility. I hate the things that my brain holds onto.
ANYWAY. Farrah was there starting last Monday, July 1st, doing her thing and angling for attention, but she was asked to leave the program two days early because she was a ‘disruptive influence’ on other patients. In particular she is cited as having gotten in an argument with a nurse, trying to take photos of another patient (read: Tan Mom) during group therapy, and bullying other patients and counselors. According to a source:
“She will still graduate from the program, but in less time than it typically takes because her behavior became challenging
Apparently they first started trying to kick her out on July 4th, but Farrah begged to stay and promised to change her behavior so they let her stay a little longer:
“This was a long time coming…Farrah pleaded with them to stay last week and pledged her commitment to the program. Lukens was reluctant but offered her a second chance. The staff didn’t throw her out then because they wanted her to get the treatment that she needs.”
Yeah I mean that makes sense; these are sick people in need of help, I’m sure you’d want to give them as many second chances as they’ll take. But after Farrah allegedly invited a paparazzo to the clinic, enough was enough. Oh and by the way, Farrah wasn’t even staying at the actual facility for any of this. She was staying at a nearby hotel.
“Farrah could have stayed on the grounds of Lukens and had access to their facilities, the chefs and the center’s a la carte menu, but instead she opted to stay at a hotel,” the insider revealed. Still, she demanded the same luxuries that the center offers its patients be available to her at the hotel.”
Sigh. Welp, don’t say I didn’t warn you, universe! I knew all along that this girl was never interested in doing something positive for her health or her future; she was only doing it for attention. I know, I know — what an insightful comment to make about a literal porn star. I am so wise beyond my years.