Remember yesterday when I told you that Robert Pattinson was spotted driving a Kristen Stewart lookalike all around the city, scouting a good location for the shiny new ping pong table in the back of his truck? I may have used Hollywood’s new favorite term ‘mystery woman’, and I may have said that she was an exact genetic replica of K-Stew because they both have hair and mouths, but who can say? It was a whole twenty-four hours ago. But no matter what kind of nonsense I was spewing, and how I phrased it, we now have a name to put to that head of K-Stew hair and that mouth of K-Stew teeth, and surprisingly enough, it happens to be a kind of a famous name: Riley Keough. (I know, I know…not K-Stew. I really built it up to be her, I’m sorry.)
Riley is a twenty-four year old model and actress who also happens to be the granddaughter of Elvis Presley. (Did you know that ‘Keough’ is the Gaelic word for ‘Elvis’? I bet you didn’t, because it’s not true.) At press time, she was not known to share any DNA with Kristen Stewart, but we will keep you updated as this story develops. She did, however, share some things with Kristen, like the experience of working on The Runaways together, and the two of them are close enough that Riley was invited to K-Stew’s birthday party in April of this year. OH THE DRAMA.
There’s been no confirmation yet that these two are dating, but they’ve been seen together a fair bit, so you can draw your own assumptions. I’ll just warn you that based on the amount of time it took Robsten to admit they were together, it could be 2015 before we get the official word. So, like…don’t hold your breath, I guess.
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