• Sun, Jun 30 2013

Jessica Simpson Reminds Us That She’s Pregnant By Giving Birth To A Boy!

Jessica Simpson pregnant twitterWith all the hub-bub coming from North West’s nursery and Kate Middleton’s womb, I almost forgot that Jessica Simpson was also on our due-any-day-now list. The singer formerly known as Mrs. Lachey gave birth today to a baby boy named Ace Knute Johnson. While the “kn” is usually silent, I have a weird feeling that in this case it’s pronounced ka-noot. And that the C in Ace is a hard C. Ache ka-noot Johnson. But that’s just a guess. Bear in mind that it is Sunday night and I didn’t plan on turning my brain on for at least another 12 hours. So my apologies if I’m wrong. Also my apologies if this whole thing’s written in emoticons. That just happens to be the way I communicate on the weekends. “Reading and writing is best for weekdays, between 9-5,” Ernest Hemingway once wrote in a discarded chapter of The Old Man and the Sea

Obviously we’ll give you more on this story as it develops. Or if Jessica Simpson gets pregnant again tonight. As we’re all too aware, she sometimes struggles with the basics of the birds and the bees. All horribly rude snark aside, we’re excited for the Simpson-Johnson family as they add another adorable child to their growing family. We eagerly await the first Instagram photo of little Ace.

(Photo: Twitter)

 

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  • Cee

    Oh dear….Ace + Noot = frowny face

    • Cee

      For what its worth, he has a cousin named Bronx Mowgli…so there is that.

    • Jenni

      The craziest thing is that Bronx seems to fit in so well now with all the baby names. But I remember being all WTF when I first heard it.

    • Nerdy Lucy

      I always compare every new celeb baby name to Pilot Inspektor or Moon Unit.

    • Cee

      Or Audio Science

    • Jenni

      Pilot Inspektor is still my all time fave. I just love that they went the extra mile to spell inspector wrong.

    • Cee

      I think a chart or timeline of kooky celeb names should be made. Kinda like a scale “is North as bad as Audio Science or somewhere between Bear Bleu and Kash Kade.

    • Jenni

      That’s a great idea…and I might just borrow it….

    • Alexis Rhiannon

      This needs to happen.

    • Cee

      Yees!

  • Nerdy Lucy

    Knute is indeed pronounced Kah-noot. It’s a Scandinavian name.

    • Jenni

      So my Sunday skillz aren’t as lacking as I assumed.

    • Nerdy Lucy

      Nope, you’re on top of things today.

  • http://twilightirruption.blogspot.com/ abbeysbooks

    Kristen and Rob are going to name their baby Thumbs. That’s why Kristen is wearing her engagement ring on her thumb! Perfect. They don’t want to inscribe gender so IT will be named Thumbs whether IT is a boy or girl baby.

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