Oh hello there! Good morning. Almost didn’t see you there because I was so engrossed in the new teaser for the 3rd season of the hit TLC show Strange Sex. While the title of the show clearly spells out the premise of the show, it never stops me from watching it and saying, “oh my, ohhhh my, oh nooo, oh whhhy, find the remote. WHERE IS THE REMOTE? We need to turn this off right now. Well, after it’s over, now I’m into it. So let’s just see what happens, but oh my god, I didn’t even know there was an orifice there!” According to this little clippy-clip that I watched, the third season will be no exception to this rule.
It features Jeff, a guy who happens to get turned on by drinking his wife’s breast milk and getting her pregnant. The liberal angel who sits on my shoulder and reads blogs all the live long day says I should stop judging them for their preferences and “to each his own” them. Who are we to decide what works for a couple and what doesn’t. But the WTF monster who sits in a Baby Bjorn on my body and cries for me all day long says this is great TV. Like the horrible kind of great TV that we’ve come to expect from our friends at TLC.
Look, I’ll go on the record and say it. I would pay approximately 14 Duggar children for the privilege of being on the TLC team that’s sent around our fine country to cast their shows. Heck, let’s raise the stakes. I’ll trade the entire Duggar family (except Jedidiah, he knows why) for that chance. I’m constantly amazed by their programming and the way the continue to put on shows that are absolutely ridiculous. Watch this and tell me you won’t be tuning in for the premiere. Secretly, of course. Heaven forbid any of your friends knew you watched shows that weren’t on PBS or HBO.