Now that Instagram has completely ripped off Vine by allowing users to record videos, I can only imagine the amount of useless but amazing celebrity information we’ll be privy to. Oh wait, I already know because Madonna has upgraded from sweaty boob Instagram pics to instructional videos on the art of booty-popping. I’ve already filed her 15 seconds of dancing into “things I will never need to see again but can appreciate” folder on my desktop. I will never look that good in my twenties, let alone my fifties, so I’m surrendering any snarky comments here.
Which leads me to Rihanna. While she hasn’t ventured into the abyss of sharing live video just yet, she did let us know in a series of five photos that she’s still in love with weed and found two blunts that belong in Ripley’s Believe It Or Not because they are the size of an average person’s forearms.
I doubt any human could enjoy even one of those let alone both, so I’m assuming this was more for show. Though if anyone could take on a weed challenge like that in Amsterdam and live to tell the tale via pop song, it’s Rihanna! She’s down for all sorts of crazy shizz! While I’m all for the legalization of marijuana, I try to refrain from hashtagging my own bugle-sized blunt photos online because unlike the rich and famous, I actually need my 9-5 job to pay my bills and maintain the professional impression that I’m “classy.” Bummer!