Ah, songs of summer. Â You know what I’m talking about. Â Those catchy, I-hate-myself-for-loving-this-song songs. Â Back in my teen years, the official jam of the summer included hits like LFO‘s “Summer Girls” and “Peaches and Cream” by 112. Â I still rock out to the terrible pop hits of the early millennium thanks to Sirius XM and their Pop2K station, thank you very much. Â But Jimmy Kimmel has changed all of that now.
This summer, I’ve got a hunch about what song will define our boozy bonfires and highway car rides this year. Â No, it’s not anything by Taylor Swift or Zac Brown Band or Ke$ha. Â Nope. Â I truly believe it’s going to be Jimmy Kimmel’s “Sausage Party.” Â Fresh from humiliating dads everywhere for Father’s Day, Jimmy has come up with a fabulous new hit. Â See for yourself:
It’s got the three classic staples of a summertime hit: Â booze, boys, and processed meats! Â Â And crossing swords, Call of Duty, and backyard wrestling. Â I’m not sure that Crushable has many readers who enjoy a good sausage party, but I think we can all appreciate the creativity of Jimmy Kimmel just the same.