Happy Friday, you little pearls of wisdom! The weekend is finally here! No, I’m not having a stroke — I just get every other Friday off all summer because the world is a magical place full of candy trees that you can eat the leaves off of and roadways paved with diamonds. Let’s all stroll together down to the Free Pizza convention and redeem our coupon for a free makeout with Ryan Gosling, shall we? Summer Friday are a beautiful thing and I hope you have them too, or that if you don’t, you’re okay with me exalting over it in all of your faces. (That sounded filthy, I apologize.)
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