Zac Efron Tried To Have A Threesome With A Stripper — Keep At It, Buddy

Zac Efron attending Tribeca Film Festival premiere of At Any Price 2013Zac Efron’s continued effort to grunge up his sparkling Disney image seems to know no bounds, as Zac reportedly attempted to have a threesome with two strippers in Texas recently. Oh Zac, you charming charming boy. Just accept the fact that you did High School Musical, won’t you, please? You’re really good at teeny-bopping around, so just let that be your thing already! Get in your time machine and go back and accept the role of Ren in Footloose, because if ever anyone had a house of wheels, it was you and that movie was in it. Stop letting Nicole Kidman pee on your leg onscreen and just let it happen.

Or do it your way. This way works for me too, and it gives me way better headlines, so I’m on board. (It also gives me way worse movies, but you win some you lose some, y’know?) According to reports in Star magazine, Zac got real cozy with a stripper, and not in that non-naked way you’re so used to hearing strippers described. If you believe the reports — and I always do — they had a lot of boozy sexy-sex with each other down in Austin, when  Zac was down there filming his new movie Parkland back in February. His lady of choice was ‘Lisa’, an ‘exotic dancer’ (neither her real name nor her factual job description), but allegedly Zac kept trying to get other strippers to join in on their hump sessions as well. Scandalabra!

A model and ‘aspiring singer’ named Cadence Anne claims that on Valentine’s Day of this year, she was invited back to Zac’s hotel room where he and Lisa…

“…were lying together on a foldout bed, and he motioned for me to come over. I sat on the edge and Zac started rubbing my back and playing with my hair … and tried to push me and [Lisa] together like we should kiss. It was pretty clear what he wanted, but I wasn’t into it and told him so.”

Oh boy. This just makes me sad. How fall has your sexy stock fallen when you can’t make two strippers kiss each other in front of you when they’ve both ALREADY come back to your hotel room? It’s a sad time to be Zac Efron. And yet he was undeterred, allegedly trying again on March 4th with a model named Viola Wallace at a cabin outside of Austin. They were drinking until 4:00am, when Zac invited her to join himself and Lisa in a bunk bed. Because that’s a normal thing.

“Zac seemed drunk and he started rubbing my thigh and said, ‘Stay here and cuddle with us.’ It was pretty obvious he wanted to have a threesome with me and [Lisa] but I wasn’t interested.”

Wow, the models in Austin these days are pretty principled, huh? Used to be all you had to do to get a threesome in this town was break into song on a basketball court. Remember the good old days? Sigh.

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