Are you a member of that very small yet significant segment of the population that thinks that noses and boobs are equally sexy, but wishes they were combined together into the ultimate knob of fatty cartilage and sexiness? ME TOO! I mean…I’m asking for a friend. Or I read it in a book? I can’t remember which one I decided on for this instance. But anyway, have I got good news for you! Justin Timberlake sees your fetishes, and he raises them one album cover for his new single ‘Tunnel Vision’, which is available for your earhole pleasure via YouTube and also right here:
And now that it’s seen, it cannot be unseen, which is why I’m now struggling to absorb the fact that Justin’s lips are some inexplicable side belly rolls / marsupial pouches on the side of the girl, and that one of her booblets has a significant bulbous droop, and that she has an extremely stubbled rump. Other than that, the lady in question has quite a fetching silhouette, one that any lad would be quite gratified to see at the end of a tunnel. Cause that’s…that’s what tunnel vision is, right guys? I mean right? Is anyone in here? I’m hungry.