Stop the presses! I think I’ve figured out the mystery of the Kimye relationship. I feel like Nicolas Cage in National Treasure or Tom Hanks in The Da Vinci Code, except without the educational aspect. Allow me to explain. There have been a lot of not-so-flattering stories about Kanye West’s recent behavior as it relates to Kim Kardashian and her never-ending pregnancy. One of the biggest revelations came from Bruce Jenner, Kim’s step-dad, who revealed that he’s only met Kanye once. But now another person in Kim’s life is claiming all these bad Kanye rumors are silliness and malarkey. Jonathan Cheban, whom you might know as Kim’s long-haired BFF who jumps into shots from time to time on Keeping Up With the Kardashians, tells RadarOnline that Kanye is around all the time, and he’s seen it with his own eyes.
â€śHeâ€™s actually always around, I have hung out with them together so many times, I couldnâ€™t even count all the times and in different countriesâ€¦ all those stories make me laugh,â€ť Jonathan Cheban told RadarOnline.com at the Viva Diva wines summer launch in New Rochelle, New York, on Wednesday night.
So Jonathan Cheban has actually seen Kimye together in their natural habitat. And I’m sure he kept his voice down and marveled at the sight as if he had just spotted a baby deer. But let’s figure this out, shall we? If Bruce barely sees Kanye but Jonathan sees him all the time, there can only be one explanation. Kanye West is only visible to certain people. Probably only the people who believe in him and are willing to clap their hands over it. I’m not saying he’s a vampire, but I don’t think he showed up in those photos from Kim’s baby shower, so you can draw your own conclusion. Plus, he wants to stay away from blood by not being in the delivery room. Preventative vampire measures?
Jonathan wasn’t a fan of Kim’s ex-husband Kris Humphries, but he says Kanye is “perfect for Kim,” so there’s got to be something convincing him Kanye’s a good match. I’m not sure what to believe, but I hope for Kim’s sake that Kanye is around, because he’s the father of her baby and stuff. Whether he’s a ghost, nobody knows for sure. Although Jonathan did see him in different countries, and I’m not sure ghosts can have passports. I’ll have to read up on my paranormal history.