As you probably read in Totally Normal Human Spending Habits Weekly, Justin Bieber and his best friend/chaperone Scooter Braun will be taking a quick little jaunt to space in the near future on the Virgin Galactic. And that makes total sense to us. The next step after rocketing yourself to fame is to rocket yourself to space. While some people may think that this kind of trip’s extravagant and unnecessary and not at all what Justin Bieber needs right now in his life, I think it’s a well-deserved vacation for Justin Bieber.
— richardbranson (@richardbranson) June 5, 2013
After months of touring around the world, answering collect calls from his monkey, swimming in pools of gold coins and being forced to show his abs every time a camera gets within 16 feet of him, he needs a break. And what better break exists in the world than one that’s literally out of this world. I just hope Richard Branson’s cool if Bieber brings his segway along (to ride the stars), a baggie of weed (to enhance his star ride) and a pet he no longer wants (to leave on a star).
Oh also, Richie B better talk to his design team because Justin’s probably going to need an all-leather astronaut suit. As well as a nightlight for when it gets dark. Is it dark in space? Also how close is space to Heaven? Justin would love to drop by, say hi to Anne Frank and maybe give God an autograph. Gratis of course. He would never charge God for his autograph. A photo with him is probably a different story — after all, he is a real live musical artist.