• Tue, Jun 4 2013

Your Stupid Laugh Of The Day: Things You Wish You Could Say To Your Roommate

Things You Wish You Could Say To Your Roommate screen shotGuys guys guys! I did it! I made it all the way through this Tuesday without caring about a single member of the Kardashian family! They may have gotten written up by some of the other Crushable writers, but I didn’t waste a single brain cell on a K-name today, and in my celebrity-driven life, that is a major accomplishment. Sure, I wrote over a thousand words on The Bachelorette and analyzed a full ridiculous outfit worn by Justin Bieber, but we choose our battles in this office, okay?! Don’t pressure me.

But now that we’re here at the end of the day, just holding each other and not speaking, because it’s that kind of Tuesday, wouldn’t it be pleasant to watch a funny video together and feel our cares melt away? Wouldn’t that just be the jolliest? Well you’re lucky I care, because I’ve prepared just the thing. Here’s a raw onion and a bag of rice for a nice after-work snack. You get started on that and I’ll hit the lights.

Today’s video is ‘Things You Wish You Could Say To Your Roommate‘. AW MAN. Relatable. Topical. We’ve all been there, right? I know I have. It’s why I currently live alone in the foothills of Nepal, tending my sheep, surrounded only by the watchful gaze of Sherpas. But this vid is totes ironic, too, because it totally shines the shame lantern back on the source of the drama, which is YOU. Yes, you. I’m pointing at you. You think you have a bad roommate because you yourself are a bad roommate! Get it? Do you get it now? Also there’s a really spectacular and whimsical twist at the end involving ghosts and someone who was dead the whole time. M. Night Shamalama would be proud.

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