Wait a minute, hold the phone, shut the front door: Bruce Jenner has only met Kanye West ONE TIME?! The Pregnancy To End All Hollywood Pregnancies (At Least This Year) that involves two of the most fame-hungry, ridiculous, over-the-top people and Kanye doesn’t grace the Kardashian/Jenner clan with his presence regularly? I mean, not even to at least Keep Up With Appearances? Okay…
While promoting the 8th season of Keeping Up With The Kardashians, Bruce (who is sporting a particularly awful version of Dorothy Hamill’s famous haircut) and his son Brody Jenner were put on the spot about Kanye’s involvement:
“He’s never around” ???!! While I’m not exactly shocked out of my guchies about this one, I am kind of surprised that Bruce was so forthcoming with this information. Okay, so Brody’s never met him. Kind of odd, but not a huge deal. And the whole “He’s so busy in Paris writing” is such a bullshit save… Kris Jenner is totally gonna beat Bruce’s ass and take all of his toy helicopters away from him for that one!
Also: “Kim says great things about him.” Oh, good! Whew! I’m totally convinced he’s a great person and ready to embrace fatherhood in a normal way. Say what you will, Kris Jenner, but this little PR blunder of a comment just made me want to tune in to Keeping Up With the Kardashians for the first time ever. (I mean, I have no idea if Bruce really has toy helicopters, I was just guessing since I’m definitely above watching this show. Except I’m not at all.)