You know what I don’t think we’ve heard enough of? LeAnn Rimes and Eddie Cibrian‘s 2008 Lifetime Movie of the Week affair and Brandi Glanville‘s bitterness and Dean Sheremet’s heartbreak and blah blah blah IT WAS FIVE YEARS AGO. How many times are we going to hear about this? A lot more! Because there will soon be a LeAnn/Eddie reality show documenting their
need for attention lives together, and “it will be scripted.
“We’re doing a TV show based on our reality,” Rimes told People. “We’ll take things out of our lives and elaborate them and make them funny. People have been laughing at us – we want them to laugh with us!”
So… basically television producers need to “elaborate” on your lives to make them watchable? Sounds major. I’ll watch on one condition: we get to find out what the hell is in Brandi Glanville’s honker! I kid, I kid. Whatever it is it’s probably the same stuff that’s in her boobs, let’s be honest.
Here’s a quick recap of the Cibrian/Rimes/Wait, Who? dramedy: They met in 2008 on the set of Lifetime’s “Northern Lights.” They were both married at the time but fell for each other and began an affair. About a year later, they left their spouses to be with one another and married in 2011. Probably because they had to at that point, but I’m just speculating here. And in case you aren’t into C-list celebrity Twitter feuds, you should know that Cibrian’s ex, Glanville, and Rimes engage in fairly regular and more than a little pathetic cyber bashing.
Maybe one of the subjects that will be “elaborated” upon will be Cibrian’s kids’ therapy sessions! The world may never know, since the reality show thus far does not have a title or even a network. But please buy LeAnn Rimes’ new album out on June 4th please oh please purty please!