Welcome to the end of the day, you little rainclouds of joy! I had about four hours of sleep and a coffee eight hours ago, so we’ve reached the portion of my workday where my brain starts to feel like somebody slapped it on its rump mid-song, Beyonce-style. And unlike Miss Knowles’ response to said invasion of gluteal privacy, my brain is much less eloquent, responding less with, “I’m gonna have you escorted out of here” and more with “MARG. WARG. WHAT DAY IS IT WHERE AM I.” It’s cause I’m a lady, see?
But with my headbrain in the state it is, let me tell you what I don’t want — some kind of highbrow, super intellectual inside joke factory that I totally can’t understand right now. (Although I’ve heard the new Arrested Development episodes are great.) What I need is for someone to just point my face at something stupidly hilarious that I can laugh along with like the braindead idiot I am right now. And what better solution to that problem than a freaked out kitten. Behold.
Today’s funny video is of a kitten confused by windshield wipers, even though I have absolutely no idea what a kitten is doing on the dashboard of a moving car. But whatever, let’s not worry about that, because this video is glorious. There’s nothing to boost your self-esteem like watching an animal baby not be able to figure out that windshield wipers aren’t actually the same bird repeatedly flying over your head and asking to be attacked through the glass. What an idiot, am I right??