I’m Disappointed In Brad Pitt For Taking These Low Blows At Jennifer Aniston

Brad Pitt shopping in Paris March 2013Alright Brad Pitt, you won, okay? You won the breakup with Jennifer Aniston. You’re one half of the most beautiful and sought-after relationship in Hollywood, you’re surrounded by your six beautiful children, and eight years later, the media is still throwing around words like ‘childless’, ‘alone’, and ‘heartbroken’ to describe Jen. It shouldn’t have been a contest, but it ended up that way…so stop acting like such a sore winner. You guys have remained remarkably cordial so far, considering the media fascination, so Bradley darling, why why WHY are you opening up now, talking about what a waste of time your life was back then?

‘For a long time I thought I did too much damage – drug damage. I was a bit of a drifter. A guy who felt he grew up in something of a vacuum and wanted to see things, wanted to be inspired. I followed that other thing. I spent years fucking off. But then I got burnt out and felt that I was wasting my opportunity. It was a conscious change. This was about a decade ago. It was an epiphany.’

Buddy…come on! I’m a cognitive human being, I can do simple math. What was going on in Brad’s life ten years ago? Oh I know, he was married to Jennifer Aniston! Who is probably pretty miffed in this moment, as her marriage was just described as a period of being ‘burnt out’ and ‘fucking off’. So romantic. But isn’t there anything else you could say to shine a worse light on Jennifer and a better light on Angelina Jolie? Maybe have your longtime make-up artist Jean Black say a few words?

“I think Brad was ready to soar when he met Angie. This is not to say anything negative about Jennifer. I was part of that and I know that he and Jen are very good friends and he cared deeply for her. But in Angie he saw a very adventurous person who was grabbing onto life and taking it to it’s nth degree. It was intriguing as I felt Brad had that in him and wanted to unleash it.”
That’s all very interesting, and I won’t deny that I’m fascinated in a schadenfreude, rubber-necking kind of way, but now that it was eight years ago, don’t you think we could maybe avoid directly comparing the two women? Brad made his choice, Jennifer handled it however she handled it, and everyone involved has a really nice life now. So let’s cool it with the low blows, yeah? Yeah.
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    • JLH1986

      He didn’t mention her by name and he admitted he was doing shit he wasn’t supposed to do…but in every article/blog post someone talks about how this is a hit at Jennifer Aniston. Where did he say anything about her? Admittedly, I haven’t seen the whole transcript so maybe he did mention her. But the reason everyone keeps talking about them, where if he says he’s happy he’s a jerk for leaving Aniston, if he says he was in a bad place and not happy, he is knocking Aniston. He was a shit husband, he’s admitted it, he’s found someone who isn’t a shit husband to. Can’t bitch about everyone mentioning Aniston if you do it too.

      • Alexis Rhiannon

        I guess that’s true — I just figure on his part, why say anything at all? It was ten years ago.

    • Bandit61

      Not to worry…he’s getting payback in the hellish relationship he has with Bitchgina. She wears the pants in that family. He’s the Nanny. Their private plane landed and she came stomping off the plane…with a really foul mouth. She gets into their waiting limo then yells out for him to get a move on. He went up and down the steps bringing each kid to the car. Apparently Bitchgina is not a great mother and doesn’t know how to control her brats. Airplane was very very messy as were her bawling kids.

      • Alexis Rhiannon

        Is this fanfiction?

      • Bandit61

        Nope! Witnessed in SC. Workers stared–bedazzled by her perfect beauty as she stood at the door; then she frowned and opened her foul mouth which made her ugly. The workers scattered–they didn’t want to be the brunt of her anger. When Brad emerged, he looked frazzled and worn-out. My hubby was embarrassed witnessing his humiliation as she continued to cuss and slur him. Brad politely apologized for Bitchgina’s mood; kids were unruly and gave her a headache. She wanted nothing more to do with the children… not the exact wording she used, but nicer way to put it.

    • Rachel

      For everyone still worried about Jennifer Aniston, I’d say she came out the better one from this relationship. She’s aged well, she found a gorgeous guy that she seems pretty happy with, and I feel like she’s America’s favorite of the two. Whereas Brad… pretty much fell off. I say move on, she’s probably over it.

    • Talking about himself

      Sorry but I read this as Brad just talking about himself and what he was going through during this time and how things changed for him. So what now he can’t ever reflect about his life without it being about Jen? People need to stop associating his comments as a reflection of Jen. This was more about him and what he was going through and if Jen wasn’t the person to get him out of the funk than she wasn’t.

    • shafawn

      Brad Pitt carpet bagger peddling what? Pity? Not buying it. Brad’s just tired of being known for the man who dumped America’s sweetheart. Most men upgrade when they leave their wife for another woman. Not Brad .. he married an anorexic control freak that I imagine bitches 24/7 and refuses to take her meds. Brad is tired of feeling like he needs to justify why he left Jen so it’s easier to blame her for not being enough. Whatever… enjoy your ‘heaven on earth’ Brad. Cautionary tale.

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