Here’s That Super Mature GIF Of Taylor Swift Sticking Her Tongue Out At Jelena Kissing

Taylor Swift Sticking Tongue at Justin Bieber Selena Gomez

Let’s pretend you’re Taylor Swift and you just won 8 2013 Billboard Music Awards. Now let’s say you pass your best friend Selena Gomez kissing her on-again-off-again-boyfriend Justin Bieber backstage at the show.

Do you:

A) Smile at the happy couple fondly — but grimace on the inside because you know that this makeout sesh will lead to a 9-hour phone call on Monday night where Selena’s begging you to explain why his pants pack such a pouch.

B) Not notice them because you just won 8 Billboard Music Awards and you’re reveling in your incredible success. I mean you’re 22-years-old (plus one) and you won EIGHT whole awards in one night. Not too shabby.

C) Stick your tongue out because um, Selena promised you, nay pinky-swore you, that she wouldn’t touch that creature again. Yet, here she is, just ramming her tongue down his throat as if he hadn’t broke their hearts. I mean Selena’s heart. Not Taylor’s heart. Why would I mean Taylor’s heart? It’s not like they dated or anything. It’s just that, well, it’s hard for Taylor Swift to have friends who are in happy relationships. Which makes sense, because then what do you complain about at your sleepovers? How the guy you’re dating won’t stop returning your calls? Bo-ring. Tell you what, Taylor Swift isn’t going to send Selens that girl power mix-tape she made for her the other night. Or the tape cassette player she found antique shopping so Selena could actually listen to her mix-tape. Oh also, that cookie baking party is o-f-f. That’s right. And I hope Selena doesn’t mind that she has one less Pinterest follower right now. Sorry, Taylor’s not sorry, that she can’t repin LIARS.

Did you pick C? I hope so. Not only because it was the obvious choice, but because the GIF above was a total spoiler. And in case that whole little incident isn’t scandalous enough for you, Taylor continued to act like a 12-year-old in the press room later on in the evening. To the point where I’m starting to wonder if she got Big-ed. (That’s that thing where you make a wish on a carnival attraction to be big and you wake up in Tom Hank’s body.)

When asked what she thought about Justin Bieber (remember public enemy numero uno) winning the Milestone award, she paused and then simply said, “can we have another question?” Sure it was a dick question for someone to ask, because duh, how do you think she felt about that. But Taylor only took the bait by acting as if someone asked her to recount the time she got her period in public while wearing white pants. All she had to do was make was some kind of lighthearted joke and/or remind everyone that she won EIGHT other awards and you can’t take them all home. No need to pretend like the man asked her to confirm her nazi roots.

But alas, she’s Taylor Swift and she’ll only answer questions about boys via her lyrics.

(GIF: Twitter)


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    • Alexis Rhiannon


    • Yeah….Whateverrr <3

      Taylor is just mad because she can’t have a boyfriend to write another song about…. -.-

      • Melinda Piette

        I actually think Taylor’s mad because she can’t have a Selena Gomez to write another song about….
        And also because her dress is super fugly!

    • Anisa

      She did what I am sure we have all done when our friends are being annoying with their on/off relationships. Even I am annoyed by all the headlines about their relationship! And the jokes about Swift’s songwriting is getting old, and makes you seem like one of those insecure popular kids in those shitty high school movies.

      I’m saying this as someone who is not a fan of her music, and indifferent to her as a person.

      • Jenni

        I should be so lucky to be an insecure popular kid. I had to settle for the normal insecure kid with a medium amount of friends.

      • Erin

        I agree completely. Every time I check out this website, there is another article making fun of Taylor Swift for really tired reasons. Can you find a new victim or get some new material?

      • Jenni

        Every time we cover a music awards show, she’s there and performing and doing something worth covering. I promise you that we’re not actively seeking her out.

      • Danielle Mercy

        Doesn’t appear as such. LOL

      • Carolina Cornejo

        I agree except for te popular part the writer must be a loser

    • Rachel

      Ok I’ll agree that it is immature to stick your tongue out like that but I understand where she’s coming from! I get annoyed just looking at the on and off again headlines about these two. Seriously both of them need to grow up and move on, but I also understand the feeling of being close friends with someone who gets repeatedly hurt/dissapointed by their bf or gf only to vent to me and then turn around and go back to them on and off again. She’s one of her best friends and she’s had to listen to the drama constantly, if I was Taylor i’d probably have the urge to go to him an say F*ck Off!

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    • Kathy J.

      Jesus Jenni, we get it, you hate T. Swift. That seems to be your sole purpose as a blogger. I think you are the insecure one.

      • Jenni

        One: Jenni is my first name, Jesus is my second name and Christ is my last name.

        Two: It is indeed my sole purpose as a blogger. But, get this Kathy J, my boss is all like “no Jenni you can’t write about Taylor Swift 6 times a day.” So I’m all like, “fine boss, I’ll write about other people too, but JUST TO TAKE UP SPACE NOT BECAUSE I CARE.”

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    • Prerna Belieber for sure

      i hate taylor..!! she is jst a anothr grl who dsnt knw Y she is hating justin..!! >:o Uff!! selena nd taylor both r the drama queens!! >:o

    • Prerna Belieber for sure

      i hate taylor..!! >:o stupid girl!!!!!!!

    • Danielle Mercy

      Tongue down his throat? Clearly it was a peck on the cheek… and barely that. Let’s not over-exaggerate when there’s clearly a video to discredit you.
      Anyhow, I stand by my previous post. As her bestie she’s prolly heard everything that Justin has done, so now that they’re back together she obviously, as a friend who cares, disapproves. Geez, if someone made a big deal of every time we ever rolled our eyes or made a “yuck” face… I mean really… this is news??? And ya’ll say ur not fishing for stuff. PLEASE! lol.

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    • Arthur Bhutic

      I too seriously hope Taylor wore high waist full butt brief panties, when she got her period.

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