You might remember when Ke$ha claimed she had sex with a ghost. Despite the myriad other wild things Ke$ha does (starting with her decision to change her name from Kesha to Ke$ha), this seems to be the one big detail about her that we all remember. We don’t even talk about the “eyeball sex” she had with Johnny Depp as much as we talk about the ghost sex. So obviously people are wondering which particular ghosts Ke$ha fantasizes about having ghost sex with. And in typical Ke$ha fashion, she has managed to take something really weird and made it even weirder.
In an interview with The Huffington Post, Ke$ha was asked to choose the top three ghosts she would have sex with, and this is what happened:
Well, they’d have to be dead so … Well, I’d like to have sex with a dinosaur, Liberace and Patrick Swayze. [When asked what kind of dinosaur, Ke$ha said, "Obviously it would be with a T-Rex."]
Obviously this is a wacky answer. Not only because my choices would be Lord Byron, Alec Baldwin in Beetlejuice, and a Wooly Mammoth, but because they’re just crazy Ke$ha choices. First of all, she and Liberace would make beautiful glittery ghost babies together, but I don’t know how he’d feel about the situation. I’m not sure if Ke$ha means Patrick Swayze’s character in Ghost, or the actor himself, so I still haven’t decided how I feel about that choice. But a dinosaur? And a real dinosaur? Not even a “D-I-N-O-S-A-U-R a dinosaur,” like in her song about old guys hitting on her? That’s just nuts.
One thing Ke$ha would not have sex with? A worm:
I really don’t like worms; like, they really bother me. They are just so disgusting and they make me want to cry and run away. I just don’t like them, they scare me and they are gross. They just make me want to throw up, they are disgusting.
Well, there you have it, people. Yes to T-Rex sex (only in ghost form, I guess) but no to worms. Period. The jury’s still out on ghost worms, though.
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