While everyone’s busy zeroing in on the (non?) relationship between Miley Cyrus and her (former?) fiance Liam Hemsworth, an actual break-up’s gone down that no one’s even noticed. It appears that Miley Cyrus ditched her pants once and for all. While the two have struggled to maintain cordial relations for years, it seems that the stress of the past few months have put too much of a strain on their fragile relationship.
Which is sad, but also helpful in understanding why designer Jeremy Scott recently uploaded a photo to Instagram of Miley wearing everything but pants. And by everything, I mean all the outer things that usually go on after pants. Things like boots and a biker jacket. So this wasn’t a photo taken in the middle of getting dressed, but rather at the end of getting dressed. There is no more dressing to do in this photo. (But there is something else you can do in general, go cruise Jeremy Scott’s clothing, it’s a treat in itself.)
While we’ve read rumors for years that Miley and her pants haven’t been getting along so well, we saw full-fledged proof earlier this month when she posed for V Magazine. In the few photos where she appeared to be wearing pants, she made it clear that tensions were running high by not wearing them correctly. In one, she’s pulling them down just enough to show butt cleavage and in another, she’s wearing them completely unzipped. As if to say, “sure, you can come with me to the photo shoot, but you’re not going to be happy with the way you’re portrayed. Which is useless, pointless, wimpy and flaccid.” So yeah, her pants made it to the photo shoot, but sources on set say that by the end of the day it was pretty clear which direction things were headed in that relationship. Let’s just hope that Liam Hemsworth doesn’t suffer the same horrible fate.