• Wed, May 15 2013

K.Stew And R.Pattz Go From Buying A Lovenest To Breaking Up In 31 Minutes

Robert Pattinson Kristen Stewart Coachella 2013Is anyone else experiencing a little bout of whiplash from reading the headlines on HollywoodLife.com this morning about Kristen Stewart and Robert Pattinson. Because I’m honestly sitting here, scratching my head and trying to figure out which way is up and which way is down and which way is the exit out of this godforsaken rumor mill. Guys, one word of advice, never enter a rumor mill on hump day. If you gain anything from reading this article, gain that.

At 9:55 AM, Hollywood Life published an article titled, “Robert Pattinson & Kristen Stewart Buying Romantic Mountain Home.” This heartwarming article about a famous couple on the verge of starting their own little famous family, included quotes like the one below.

“Rob and Kristen are setting up house! A new report says that the ‘Twilight’ lovers are buying a home in the Idaho mountains, for both privacy and because they think it would be a great place to start a family!”

As well as this one.

“Obviously getting married is the first step — and Rob and Kristen think their little mountaintop retreat will make the perfect wedding gift to themselves.”

But then, just as I was about to google Idaho real estate that I could recommend to them, Hollywood Life published an article at 10:26 AM  titled, “Kristen Stewart & Robert Pattinson Have Fight On His Birthday — Report.” This article included quotes like this, “Kristen Stewart and Robert Pattinson have certainly had their fair share of ups and downs throughout their relationship — most notably with K-Stew’s cheating scandal in July 2012 — but after the Twilight actress was spotted looking very glum on Rob’s birthday, May 13, we’re a bit nervous the twosome may be heading for splitsville!”

So, um, what’s the deal. Are they headed for Idaho or headed for Splitville. Because they’re located in two different directions and there’s really no going halfsies on this kind of decision. It’s not like you summer in Idaho and snowbird in Splitville. IT HAS TO BE ONE WAY OR THE OTHER. And I really need to know by the end of the day because this kind of uncertainty gives me major anxiety. I can’t sleep at night until I know where Robsten’s sleeping at night. Sorry I’m not sorry for having a heart.

(Photo: STS / WENN.com)

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  • Katie

    I like the “Obviously” in ““Obviously getting married is the first step…”

    • Jenni

      Yeah, it’s like DUHHHHH. The second step is obviously getting pregnant.

  • bby

    I only have 1D from Hollywood Not Life…headache!!! hahahahaha

  • bledel

    Hahahaha ! the medias has always a false story about robsten, stupid are the people who beleve them!

  • http://twitter.com/twilighted57 twilighter

    Sorry but you missed the one at 5:54 pm where Bonnie Fuller provides some of her brilliant relationship advice and about how they should make up. It amazing what a contradictory pile of BS Fuller’s website has become. All to make a buck.

    When you are ready for a dose the truth, start with http://wp.me/p2JqVX-vD
    and see how the US Magazine/FameFlyNet version of this so-called
    “cheating scandal” is fabricated BS. And that’s just the start.

  • http://www.facebook.com/marie.mullarkey.5 Marie Mullarkey

    Yes certainly do!!!!!! This mag needs to get real and stop printing rubbish if Robert and Kristen do spilt up that’s their business and the paparazzi will certainly have contributed to it. Leave them alone !!!!

  • disqus_xYTDI4x8fO

    Their relationship is a PR.

  • http://twitter.com/notthistwilight Catherine Dove

    Had enough of this Robsten rumor crap, yet? Do a search on: ‘hollywood reform thyself on misfit chick’s blogspot’ and SIGN the PETITIONS to set Kristen, Robert and ALL Celebrities (and us!!) FREE from these chaotic PR assaults.

  • http://www.facebook.com/winda.shafitrie Winda Shafitrie

    I never believe what i read on hollywoodlife.i just curious about the title.and after i read it always ended with lough.and i never believe theres anything happen with ROBSTEN……..or maybe they(Robsten)do it becouse of experience from Kristen b’day which become headline media by that time.and they don’t want to satisfied the market so much,and then they don’t show up together!,

  • Peony

    Funny how they ‘break up’ whenever a new Pattinson movie premieres or an ad campaign of his is to be launched.

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