In case you thought you had a handle on Emilia Clarke‘s dating type from her short-lived but extremely puzzling relationship with Seth MacFarlane, you can go ahead and think again, because she’s not finished exploding your brain yet. Emilia, who plays Daenerys Targaryen on HBO’s Game Of Thrones, was apparently seen moseying about the Frieze art fair on Randall’s Island this weekend with none other than the winner of America’s Heaviest Eyelids Award, Mr. James Franco! Congratulations, James! Tell him what he’s won! Or more importantly, tell me what the eff James Franco and Seth MacFarlane have in common that would cause the same woman to date both of them.
Oh, hey guys! I already solved it, cause I’m a regular Sherlock Holmes! Emilia totally just into Oscar hosts! Those are the only type of people she wants to date; I’m a genius! Ooh while I’m thinking of it though, someone should real quick call my old friend Anne Hathaway and warn her, just in case James doesn’t pass the vetting process and Emilia needs a quick rebound. She might even already have her eye on Anne, since she recently dyed her hair that shade of platinum that’s so familiar from Emilia’s work on the show. They already have a talking point.
And before you ask, we do have pretty solid proof that these two might potentially possibly have been on a date, becaus ea witness had these damning words: “They were looking quite friendly!” Well that settles it — Emilia’s on an Oscar-host bender and nothing else can or will slake her vast thirst for witty and mildly offensive repartee and/or bits that fall incredibly flat and make you seem stoned in front of a national audience. I’ll let you puzzle who’s who in that scenario, my dear Dr. Watson.
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