Prince Harry continues to be the grass stain on the white linen pants of the British royal family this week. And no, this time didn’t involve strippers, Ryan Lochte or an alleged sex tape, just the slippage of the best kept secret ever kept secreted. Yes, that’s right, we now have further proof that Kate Middleton is pregnant. I’m sorry, we already knew that. What I meant to say is that we now have irrefutable evidence that she’s having a boy. And if not a boy, then a girl. And if not either of those, one of those hypoallergenic hybrid dogs that are so popular these days. It will be named something androgynous like Sam and it will fetch the Queen’s pipe every fortnight.
According to the fine folks over the The Mirror, a tabloid rumored to be being right-ish 106% of the time, Prince Harry can’t keep his mouth shut when it comes to this baby’s sex.
A source close to the Prince told the Sunday People: “Harry has been telling everyone Wills and Kate are having a boy and how thrilled he is at the prospect of having a little nephew.“ He said the whole family were excited about it. Apparently Kate has always wanted a boy. “They’re really working hard on baby names now and think they have it sorted.
While we’re thrilled about the prospect of a little prince, we’re also still on team daughter. Mostly because Kate Middleton one time started to say a word that started with a d…and never finished it. Which caused the entire world to go into a frenzy trying to figure out if she was going to say daughter or doctor or data entry or Dame Helen Mirren or “Damn, The Exotic Marigold Hotel really threw me for an emotional loop at the end.” To this very day, we do not know if she meant daughter. However we’re going to take a leap of faith that she’s having one. Why else would she have d-words on the brain?
So what does this Prince Harry news mean for you and your office betting pool? Well, a lot. Because we can confirm (exclusively on Crushable.com/science) that Kate Middleton is giving birth a human baby in July. A baby that will undoubtedly be a male or a female. So make sure that your entry into the betting pool has a very clear “either/or” on it and you’ll certainly be in the lead to take home a huge cash prize. Or a cash prize plus Prince Harry himself if you’re playing in the ongoing Royal Betting Pool at Buckingham Palace.
(Photo: i-Images, PacificCoastNews.com)