Jeez, I don’t know what I would have done if all of the hopes and dreams I’ve harbored for myself and my life all came true by the time I was 20 years old. Â Then again, I never had a shot at placing anywhere on Maxim‘s Hot 100 list let alone taking first, so… yeah. Â TouchĂ©, Miley Cyrus. Also we didn’t have hashtags seven years ago, so I couldn’t have used “#dreamsdocometrue” about getting my driver’s license four years after all of my friends because my parents were overprotective even if I wanted to.
Reigning Queen of the Humblebrag must have completely forgotten about her
gripe promise to become more private from now on, because she couldn’t wait to take to Twitter to announce her first place victory and post a very Maxim-y photo of herself:
â€” Miley Ray Cyrus (@MileyCyrus) May 4, 2013
She looks good, can’t deny that. Looking and/or behaving age appropriately has never really been her thing, so I guess the fact that she can’t legally pop open a bottle of the bubbly to celebrate (or light up a doob, for that matter) is inconsequential to both her andÂ Maxim.
Oh, and I guess she just joined Instagram? Â Again? I’m so confused, I can’t keep up. Â Anyway, she posted the gold bathing suit picture on there, too. Â Because Instagram is so much more private and adult and responsible than Twitter, y’all.
I can’t wait to see what’s next on Miley’s list of dreams! Â And if there will be a photo of Billy Ray inappropriately snuggling up with her in herÂ Maxim shoot.