Okay I get that we’re all really excited to see the dashboard camera footage of Reese Witherspoon‘s arrest…but even through our fog of glee at a celebrity getting busted just like a normal person, can we also admit that it’s not that exciting? We already knew that Reese did a little name-dropping of her own name when her husband Jim Toth was being arrested for drunk-driving a couple weekends ago, and that she almost immediately followed that up with the most perfect celebrity apology ever issued. It was so good, in fact, that it almost killed the story; she took responsibility, got out in front of the media coverage, and made a full and complete apology with zero outside prodding. To be totally honest, it was a little anticlimactic. She went from ‘oooh fun, a girl-next-door in a downward spiral!’ to ‘well yeah I guess everybody makes mistakes’ in record time. I’m so impressed with Reese’s publicist that I’m thinking of taking her on as a life coach. So with us all back to respecting her, and Reese already doubling up on apologies, it’s probably time for things to get stirred up again. And right on cue, here’s the arrest video from TMZ.
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