Poor Jennifer Aniston! She just can’t catch a break when it comes finding happiness. First Angelina Jolie crept into her home late one night in 2005, kidnapped Brad Pitt, allegedly stole her fertility and made Brad father approximately 12 children with her. Then to add insult to injury, Brad and Ang legally changed both their names to Brangelina at some point between 2005 and 2007. And finally, they decided to get married the very same year that Jen decided to marry Justin Theroux. Just when Jennifer Aniston could grasp happiness with her finger tips (if she stood on her tippy toes), Brangelina took it away from her. Just stole her thunder right out from under her.
“She does not want her day associated with them,” one insider tells Us of the A-lister, who divorced the World War Z star in 2005. In fact, upon learning of Pitt’s plans, she initially considered moving her date up and getting married first, but Theroux, 41, changed her mind. “Justin got weirded out by all the rushing,” the source says. There’s certainly no rush now. According to the insider, Aniston has put wedding planning completely on hold. “Nothing has happened on that front in a month,” the source tells Us.”
And while this potentially means Jen and Just could wed in the fall, it also potentially means that Brangelina will just keep having major life moments in order to thrwart her attempts to become Mrs. Theroux. It starts with a wedding, then goes into a delayed Autumn-themed honeymoon, followed by a pregnancy and an adoption and another pregnancy and the adoption of a pregnant teen who gives birth to triplets. All of which get cast in a new Disney channel TV show about identical triplets who go to school during the day and work as musical hitmen at night. Even after they die it seems hopeless. I’m sure their children will be carefully instructed to get married every time Jennifer Aniston gets spotted smiling outside. It’s all really very sad. For Jen, poor, poor, lonely, childless Jen.
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