In a provocative new interview with Elle UK, Miley Cyrus opens about how she will no longer open up about her relationship with fiance Liam Hemsworth. Seriously. If you think you’re going to see her next haircut livetweeted or that you’re going to hear about her engagement ring getting dry cleaned in a series of 140-character poems, then you’ve got another thing coming to you.
The new Miley Cyrus is a secretive Miley Cyrus. Just like Hilary Duff and Haylie Duff once sang in a song that everyone wishes never happened, her lips are sealed. She’s done sharing her wonderful life with us common folk and it’s all let them eat cake from here on out.
“We were too nice to the world and gave them too much insight – into my life and my puppies and my house – and I just don’t feel they get that privilege any more,” Cyrus said. “Like on my Twitter, I’m much more…not conservative, but you don’t see a picture of my dogs. You don’t get that personal stuff any more.”
That’s right ladies and gentlemen, you read that correctly — no more personal stuff like photos of her dogs! Because its definitely those photos and not anything else — such as intimate interviews about not sharing intimate details about her relationship — that almost destroyed her relationship with Liam Hemsworth. They’re taking a vacation from oversharing and essentially opening up the long awaited west coast branch of Grey Gardens. With the exception of movie premieres, red carpet opportunities, award shows, Olive Garden lunches and the occasional night out of the town, they’re going into seclusion. So enjoy your last glimpse of Miley Cyrus, because it’s going to be a long time before you see her again. I’d estimate at least six minutes.