Season 4 of Arrested Development on Netflix is less than a month away now (May 26th, we love you!), so weâ€™re preparing by taking a peek inside our favorite charactersâ€™ television yearbooks, if you will, complete with superlatives, parting quotes, and the messages we wish we could write to them. Weâ€™ll be giving you one for each character leading up to the season premiere. Today is Monday, and we could probably all use a good winking-eye alcohol suggestion to get us through the day, so letâ€™s pay tribute to Lucille Bluth, aka Jessica Walter, aka everyone’s favorite Gangy.
Most likely toâ€¦ go to rehab more times than Lindsay Lohan.
Parting Quote: â€śI donâ€™t understand the question, and I wonâ€™t respond to it.â€ť
Clubs/Activities: Appearance on Worldâ€™s Worst Driver, an affair with Oscar Bluth, and dabbling in adoption
Yearbook Video Entry:
Lucille really knows her prices.
A Few Yearbook Notes To Lucille From Her Friends And Loved Ones:
Gene Parmesan wrote, â€śIâ€™m a private detective. Gene Parmesan!â€ť
Annyong wrote, â€śAnnyong!â€ť
Buster Bluth wrote, â€śMake love in your own hand, Mother!â€ť
Oscar Bluth wrote, â€śOh, I want you everywhere.â€ť
George Bluth wrote, â€śUp yours, Granny!â€ť
Michael Bluth wrote, â€śMom, itâ€™s breakfast.â€ť
And Hereâ€™s How We Wish We Could Sign Lucilleâ€™s Yearbook:
You’ve said you love all your children equally (okay, we know you donâ€™t care for GOB), but if we were your children weâ€™d want to be your favorites. Or at least your third least-favorite. Or something like that. Anyway, we know you like to have fun, Lucille. And weâ€™ll wink at you to prove it. Twice. And you know what, weâ€™d bid on you at a charity auction even if you didnâ€™t pay us.Â And we might just go to Motherboy with you, too. Only if we get to be Sonny and Cher. So hereâ€™s to you, Lucille. That Lucille Austeroâ€™s got nothing on you. That BITCH!
Want to see the previousÂ Arrested DevelopmentÂ Yearbooks? Come on! Of course you do:Â MAEBY FUNKE,Â GEORGE MICHAEL BLUTH,Â GEORGE BLUTH SR, LINDSAY BLUTH FUNKE,Â MICHAEL BLUTH,Â GOB BLUTH,Â BUSTER BLUTHÂ andÂ TOBIAS FUNKE.
(Image: Arrested Development Wikia)