This is big, you guys. This is really big. Bradley Cooper and Rachel McAdams had brunch with each other. And not just anyÂ brunch — flirty brunch. At first I thought that was just like any other brunch, except that all the eggs come from chickens who were actually in love, but then I found out that it means they were exhibiting Public Displays of Affection, aka they’re totally doin’ it. They apparently walked in with matching motorcycle helmets under their arms, because ‘the couple that bikes together stays together’ is a known Hollywood trope. AND THEN FOR THE FLIRTING. According to an eyewitness:
“Bradley happily spent nearly two hours with Rachel, flirting and laughing over their meal. He seemed very into her. Rachel put her hand on his back and he put his on her shoulder. They were laughing and talking, and Bradley would not take his eyes off of her! It definitely seemed like they were a couple. At one point Rachel put her hand on his hips and he was talking very close to her.”
So there it is, guys — the confirmation that we needed. They were talking very close to each other and occasionally placing their hands on each others’ bodies, so this is totes the nail in Suki Waterhouse‘s coffin. RIP Suki Waterhouse. Remember her? She’s that twenty-year old British model that Bradley’s been dating even though she’s two years younger than Jennifer Lawrence, who back in the day he said was way too young for him to date? Yeah, her. She of the fictitious name and the shiny hair. Let’s all bid adieu to her, because Bradley and Rachel are gonna have beautiful, age-appropriate babies together (she’s thirty-four, he’s thirty-eight), and make action-adventure-rom-coms together for the rest of their born days. Count on it.
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