Before Justin Bieber Mocks His Critics, He Should Learn What The Word Mocks Means

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Justin Bieber continues to the best PSA we’ve ever had for why kids should complete high school. Or at the very least, attend for just one day.  Because when you don’t go, you end up like Justin Bieber — a modern day Beverly Hillbilly who’s so self-involved that he actually had the audacity to wonder if a teenage Holocaust victim would be a Belieber. The story would be funny if it weren’t true.

And now, to add insult to his management team’s injury, he’s striking back at people who make fun of him for continually taking shirtless pics….by taking more shortless pics. Another sign that he doesn’t quite understand mockery, irony or monkey ownership. (Fine, fine, fine, the monkey ownership thing is a whole other story. I just made a personal goal of bringing it up at least once a week.)

His captions for these new photos are “Uh oh @justinbieber is losing it taking shirtless pics in the mirror” -funny people” and “”Breaking news worldwide@justinbieber just posted 2 shirtless pictures he must be going crazy”-funny people #forthefansanyways#dontbecreepin :p”

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While he’s clearly attempting to make fun of everyone who makes fun of him, he fails completely. Mostly because he’s an idiot. Also because this is what happens when you surround a teenage boy with people who say yes to everything he wants. And then give him millions of dollars on top of that.

Wouldn’t the pics be funnier if he was wearing a shirt? On top of another shirt? ON TOP OF ANOTHER SHIRT? Because it would like “who’s topless now!?!” Rather than what we have at the moment which is just two more photos him looking pretty pleased with what he sees in the mirror. Also, for the last time Bieber, pull up your pants! I’m so sick of you making me say old people things like that.

(Photos: Instagram)

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    • …her?

      Why does he always make that face? He looks like a puppy that just woke up. Is that what the kids think is sexy now? Sleepy puppies?

      • ReturnOfTheFallen

        No everybody who takes drugs looks like that

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      • Jenni

        Read it and still think he’s self-involved. He’s 19, not 12 — old enough to understand Anne Frank’s story as well as the gravity of the Holocaust.

      • abbeysbooks

        No he really isn’t. No one ever brought it to his attention. He’s not well educated and he doesn’t come from a family interested in culture. I suspect he’s typical of his fans. And others his age. Know nothings mostly. As Baudrillard says, “Children carry the virus of the future.”

      • MCR

        I’m ambivalent. The article is probably right about Anne Frank and what her attitude to Bieber would be if she were alive today. And the average 19 year old would probably write something equally shallow and inappropriate in the guest book. That doesn’t mean the kid isn’t kind of a twit, it just means he doesn’t deserve more criticism than any other silly teenager who writes “Hey, Anne! Party on!” in the museum book.

      • Jenni

        I think we need to give 19-year-olds more credit.

      • abbeysbooks

        Ouch! Did he really write that! Probably didn’t know anything about her. Soon no one will. She will fall into the folds of history and be almost forgotten.

    • Mierzwiak

      I’m so tired of that moron.

    • Amber Keane

      Whatever would people do without a daily dose of Justin Bieber that they can feel morally superior about?

      Get. On. With. Your. Own. Lives. And. Own. Issues. Unless, of course, you’re perfect.

      Didn’t think so.

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    • Alexis

      I have relatives that died in the holocaust. I’m not offended that he wrote that. He’s been living a crazy life. If I were to have a million fans jumping over me, a few years with a horde of money and stress. I’d probably be just like him, but a female version!