• Sat, Apr 13 2013

Someone Really Needs To Explain How Porn Works To Farrah Abraham And Her Parents

MTV Teen Mom Farrah Makes Porno 4-9-13

In case there are still one or two human beings on the planet who don’t understand what goes into a celebrity sex tape, allow me to give you Cassy’s Cliff Notes: a D-List celebrity who is famous for no real reason other than family money (Kim Kardashian), their family name (Paris Hilton), a Playboy spread (Kendra Wilkinson), or giving birth on MTV at 16 (Farrah Abraham) has sex on camera, their sex partner or someone else relevant to the situation “leaks” it, the “star” signs off on the rights to the tape because they realize that getting banged on camera will probably make them lots of money, said “victim” plays the “victim card” for all it’s worth by publicly clutching their pearls in horror over the “violation” and both parties in conjunction with corporations like Vivid Entertainment make tons of money off of the perverts who download it.

Still with me?  Good.  Sorry about that.  I just hate to think that anyone who clicked on this article (thank you, by the way) would still be uninformed about this kind of thing.  Now that we’re all on the same page, can someone please get Farrah’s parents on here with us?  In the words of Barbara Evans, what the friggin’ frig?!

Fresh off of a DUI that she took absolutely zero responsibility for, Farrah Abraham is now taking her new boobs and her new face and starting a new career as a porn star! For anyone who’s ever forced themselves to sit through any of Farrah’s segments on MTV’s Teen Mom, then you already know that they’re pretty meek, clueless idiots.  Which explains a lot about Farrah’s delusional perceptions about her talents, but I digress.  Well even hearing their daughter admit that she filmed a porno with a porn star in a porn studio for money and fame isn’t enough for Michael and Debra:

“I think there is no disregard for the individual, Farrah, or her family. I do not know the individual personally, but based on information I do know, he is exhibiting very abusive behavior,” said Michael Abraham. “If somebody wants to do something in private, in that it is not to be made public, it should be respected. Let’s be adults about this.”

 

Yeah, Michael, you’re right – some people do film themselves with their partners in private. And keep it private.  To be privately viewed and enjoyed by them and only them.  I guess I’ll go grab my self-righteous megaphone (I keep it right next to my soap box) to tell you IT’S NOT PRIVATE WHEN IT’S A PORNO.  SHOT WITH A PORN STAR.  IN A PORN STUDIO.  TO MAKE LOTS OF PORN MONEY.

Ahem.  Again, sorry about that.  Thankfully the porn star Farrah filmed with, James Deen, likes calling out his famous co-stars for totally sucking at life (ahem, Lindsay Lohan), so he laid it all out for everyone to better understand.

“She signed a model release and she got paid. There was this whole scheme — you guys can go out on a date and we’ll take pictures and pretend you’re dating — and I said absolutely not.  I have no desire to participate in any kind of that publicity. And I told them, someone is gonna see this and be like, ‘Oh, that’s James Deen, and someone’s gonna call me and say, ‘Hey man, what’s up with this chick,’ and I’m gonna say, ‘We shot a porno and that’s the end of it.’”

 

And for everyone except Farrah and her parents, that is the end of it.

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  • Mercedes Mills

    Girl, I am sooo totally with you on this! OMG, I am sooo totally sick and tired of seeing some new slut of the month make a lame attempt to get famous by having a sex tape “accidentally” leaked out. That books totally been written before and I am totally friggin sick of it!

    I mean like, totally for real, if you’re totally going to put out a sex tape, just come out and admit that you did it totally on purpose! I totally admire that Miss Delaware girl who didn’t care what people would think about a pageant queen doing porn and followed what she felt in her heart. There was totally no scheme there, she was up front and just wanted to get hers on camera and make some money. She did a porn right out of the gate…so publicity stunt…I see it as the classy way to do it. And let’s get totally real…we’ve all totally wanted to try that one time or another, am I totally right or what?!

    This Farrah girl totally takes the attention from all the talented and hard working true stars of the industry. She’s just looking to totally take an express route to the porn star money, instead of totally earning it like all the real stars do. Porn a career move that I have considered…but I would do it the honorable way. Not some total b.s. sex tape. But in the end I always back out because I just don’t think I can handle the anal scenes…and that’s totally where I hear the big money is.

    You totally make a great point. This biatch never made a private video…it was totally planned to be released. I make private videos all the time…we all do. Yeah, it’s totally fun and a great cardio workout, but it’s totally private and I am the only one who watches. It’s just for me and my big friend in my drawer next to my bed! Snap!

    And right on girl for totally calling her out this amateur on her DUI and not taking responsibility for it. And total kudos for to the police officer who put that biatch in the back of the squad car and didn’t let those new boobs and innocent smile get out of it. Now that’s totally a man my cooch is hot for!

    Totally keep the articles coming girl and totally keep those so called celebs in total check!

    • Admin User

      totally!

    • http://twitter.com/cassyhough Cassandra Hough

      Uhhh…Thanks?

    • Me

      Dear your a jealous person… And don’t have the facts just like the writer

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  • The Redhead

    Somebody call Dr. Drew… he’ll sort this out!

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