Apparently our least favorite on-again-off-again couple finally called it quits for good this time. Or for a time. Probably a limited time. It seems like Rihanna and Chris Brown are the kind of couple who’s probably going to break up and get back together at least 9 times this year. So while I’m excited that Rihanna’s breaking away from that abusive relationship, I don’t want to get my hopes up too high. I guess what I’m trying to say is that I won’t throw my highly anticipated “horrible couples” theme party yet.
According to an E! exclusive source, Rihanna’s planning to spend more time on her career while Chris Brown’s planning to step away from the spotlight and spend some time repenting for all the many mistakes he’s made in the past few years.
Chris Brown — the man who just spent the past month going on a publicity tour professing his love to Rihanna — was already spotted hanging out with another lady this past weekend. While most men would wait at least 6 hours before rebounding from a serious relationship, Chris Brown took approximatly 30 seconds. But I suppose we’ve always known that he views the passage of time differently than us. For example, some people thought he should show regret over savagely beating up his girlfriend for, I don’t know, forever? Where he was more like, “nah, I’d rather forget that shit ever happened to me and move on,” moments after the mistake-beating.
Ah, to be as young and as carefree as Chris Brown!
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