Sometimes I can’t tell if Justin Bieber is an evil genius or just a really famous nineteen-year old bumbling around his life doing dumb things. On the one hand, he’s acting like a lunatic, but on the other hand, I’m talking about it, so who’s really the crazy person here, y’know what I mean? Along those same confusing lines is Justin’s decision to get a new haircut. Now, I don’t know about you guys, but I felt like his old hair was doing just fine, wasn’t it? I didn’t hear anyone having any complaints! That whole pompadour thing was a definite improvement on his floopy swoosh from when he first got famous, and it definitely matched his diamond earring and white suit and swag concept that he’s been pushing so hard lately. (When you really think about it, Justin Bieber is really like a human pompadour, so it worked.)
But now…oh, now…Justin left the hair on top of his head the same length, and just shaved the sides waaaay down. Then it looks like he flat-ironed the top portion and just let it swoop back over his forehead…like Rihanna. No I’m not even exaggerating, its literally the same haircut that Rihanna had like four years ago. If you don’t believe me, you can see a picture of it here. I’m just saying, for a guy with such delicate, feminine beauty that his looks have been compared to female celebrities like Ellen DeGeneres, you might want to steer clear of the ladyhawk, as I’ll term it. I think I see what you’re doing, trying to get us to take you seriously, but this is not the way, my boy. This is not the way. I’m still holding out hope that Justin Timberlake will come take this little fledgling under his wing before I forget which gender J-Biebs started out as at all.