Rosario Dawson just gained about forty thousand cool points in my book when she inadvertently admitted to red carpet interviewers that she calls her vagina ‘The General’. Rosario showed up at the Cinema Society premiere of her new film Trance last night, and was getting some questions about a full-frontal close-up that apparently takes place in the movie. James McAvoy plays her love interest in the movie, and his character has a stated preference for the full Brazilian look, so Rosario was discussing, um…getting into character:
“Waxing hurts! I wasn’t thrilled about that. The General, she was angry with me for a little while!”
Oh I’m sorry, what was that? The General? DO YOU CALL YOUR VAGINA THE GENERAL? That is completely awesome and totally bad-ass. And it seems like it really is true, because according to Vulture, Rosario put her purse up to her mouth, embarrassed, and continued:
“I should say … hold on … Oh, I’m so embarrassed! … I was thinking, it would be like she was gnarly. She was mad. I don’t know. I can’t think of it. I’m going to get myself in trouble.”
Yes girl. We ladies of the world should take a lesson from you and start naming our lady parts after high-ranking officials. Maybe I’ll name mine Il Capitan or Sir Richard Branson or Sheryl Sandberg or something. Just throwing some ideas around. But it sounds like The General has been much more accommodating lately, now that Trance has wrapped and she’s officially a single General again. According to Rosario, she’s back to a full-on bush, as she said:
“Got the winter do going on. I’m happy.”
Get it, lady. You’re an inspiration to us all.