• Mon, Apr 1 2013

Hear Ye, Hear Ye! Harry Styles Either Is Or Definitely Is Not Recording Solo Material

Harry Styles at One Direction concert in LG Arena in Great Britain March 2013Big news, guys! Harry Styles either is or isn’t or definitely isn’t or maybe might but isn’t sure, or has already finished…writing new material for his own solo record. Cheerio, wot? Wot’s this, old boy? Aren’t you already in a band, old champ? It’s called One Direction, innit, and ain’t you a pretty important cog in that machinery? Like the cog that does all the womanizing with the married 32-year old DJs and the regretting of the dating of the Taylor Swifts? It’s up to you to keep the aura of mystery firmly settled around your bandmates’ heads, innit? Well regardless what rumors the stereotypical English version of me who wrote that first paragraph is willing to believe, it sounds like no matter what, Harry won’t be leaving 1D; which really shouldn’t be a surprise to anyone, since some genius band manager of theirs roped all the guys into a three year contract which doesn’t allow them to split up. The Sunday Mirror reports that Harry has written a number of solo songs, some of which he’s already recorded, but a spokesperson from the band is putting the kibosh on that rumor, saying:

‘Harry is not recording solo material. All of the band are working on tracks for their third album. Harry is putting together some ideas for the record. The boys sometimes work up ideas separately as well as working together, as they did last year. Niall [Horan] for example recently collaborated with Tom and Dougie from McFly on new tracks.’

Yeah guys, don’t you see? Harry Styles is just collaborating with another artist to create material! It just so happens that in this case, the other artist happens to be named Harry Styles. According to a friend:

‘He loves messing around with some of the new songs he’s been working on. He’s bounced some ideas off his friend Ed Sheeran and has already laid down some vocals. Harry’s priority is obviously still with 1D.’

Okay everyone, you can rest easy, now that we’ve been totally and completely briefed on the situation. This either is or is not happening, and even if it is, it will change absolutely nothing about One Direction.

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